Quote: Joe Mama said: Damn...you look goooooooooooooooooood in drag!
OMG.... there's a picture I so desperately wanna post right now....
please post it and then explain your disappearance.
I can't! Dave would kill me!
But if the Yanks sweep Boston, I just might...
As for the disappearance - shit, I think I've only been here 2 or three times in the last three months - what have I missed? Has Elisa given it up? Has JLA revealed his true identity? Do the Red Sox still suck ass? (Wait, that last one was rhetorical - hiya, Dave! )
My disappearance? Well, real life needed me for a while - there've been a whole lotta changes - most good, one really shitty - pretty much like everyone else's life, me thinks...
How you be, Jankee boy?
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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