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Joe Mama said:
Great job by Papelbon...again. Struck out Giambi and A-Rod. NOICE! Harley's presence turned things around for the Sox. I just hope she stays around!



FUUUUUUCK YOU!


So, over 40 of us went out last night - http://www.bansheepubnyc.com/ - to support Southie for her debut as a bartender. We filled the place with about a 50/50 split of Yanks/Sox fans and got drunk off our asses and ignored the two Mets fans in our midst. Southie knows a lot of Sox fans here in NYC and I brought my fellow Yankees fans. I never realized how many Sox fans have infested my beloved city until I became friends with one. You people come outta the woodwork like cockaroaches. It seemed like everytime I looked up at the TVs, the Sox had scored. My sister and I were so pissed. (In both senses of the word). Southie stopped pouring my drinks everytime I cheered for the Yanks last night (which sadly wasn't that often ) but on a positive note, she had a very heavy hand whenever the Sox scored. And apparently, as guest bartender, she drank as much as her "patrons".

Mockery and drunken debates ensued. For the record, "Yankee Bitch" and "Red Sox Whore" are terms of endearment. And since the Yanks did not sweep the Sox as I had hoped, Dave's picture stays hidden and he gets to hold onto his pride for another day.


Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi