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Joe Mama said:
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harleykwin said:
You missed an excellent opportunity to make a Puerto Rican Joke. Silly Davey.



Not my style. Too easy. But, since you asked...

"Reminded you of your first pet, Harley?"

(Sorry, the heart wasn't in it...)



Awww, I know you can do better than that...

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Oh, sweetie, put down your crack pipe, because that "training" is never happening.



Your training has already begun, young Jedi (pronouced "Head-eye" I'll bet...there, that was better)



OMG - I just heard that with my mom's voice and accent!


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Oh, it is, hon - but sometimes I can't help but laugh at the idea of "outting" you. You are one ugly chica!



Yes. Yes I am. But you'd still do me. Wouldn't you?



Yes, you're a hot woman! Hot enough to make me wanna be a lesbian!

Oh, wait: that's to show you the sarcasm - y'know, just so you're sure its sarcastic now. Better?

(I wouldn't...)

No one would, hon - not even klinton...

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...you're in Yankeeland, baby.



No I'm not, thank Xenu. I'd hate to be forced by law to give a standing-O every time Bernie Williams left the dugout, hobbled to his position, made a play, hobbled to the dugout, picked his nose, or showed any signs of life.



I LOVE BERNIE! You did NOT just besmerch him! Blasphamey!

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More on this later...this series genuinely confused me about you Yankee fans.



Por que?

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It takes a nation of millions to hold us back!



Okay, Flavor Flav.



I was thinking more along the lines of Chuck D.

Yo, Publc Enemy was fucking awesome back in the day! I was wondering if you were gonna catch the reference...

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And y'all don't have what it takes....



Papelbon, Mo. Papelbon.

(God, I've missed you.)



Awww, first you say something like that which warms my heart...

but then you do something like this:

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Mo.



and ruin it my warm fuzzy feelin'....




Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi