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Animalman said:
Johan Santana had that Boston lineup for dinner. Manny and Ortiz: 0-10, 6 K's.



This game was amazing on both sides...until the bottom of the 12th. Top of the 12th saw the Red Sox take a 2-1 lead despite a gorgeous attempt at a double play by the Twins' shortstop. Then we get to the bottom of the 12th and Julian Tavarez gets an out, hits one guy, gives up a ground-rule double, intentionally walks Torii Hunter...and gives up a grand slam to some no-name DH. Twins win 5-2.

Fucking Tavarez. I want to propose a three-way deal between the Red Sox, Cubs, and Mets. The Sox would send Tavarez to the Cubs. The Cubs would ship Steve Bartman and that legendary goat to the Mets. And the Mets would package their new theme song with the writers of said song and send them to the Red Sox.

I think it's fair...or are the Cubs overpaying?

Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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