Quote: Joe Mama said: Fucking Tavarez. I want to propose a three-way deal between the Red Sox, Cubs, and Mets. The Sox would send Tavarez to the Cubs. The Cubs would ship Steve Bartman and that legendary goat to the Mets. And the Mets would package their new theme song with the writers of said song and send them to the Red Sox.
Over having to watch Tavarez blow a game AGAIN? Yes. A song and its writers don't play in games. Plus a song about the Mets wouldn't be played in Fenway anyways. So basically we free up a roster spot at no real cost.
See? I'm thinkin' cuz I'm like wicked smahhhhhhhhhht!!!
Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.
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