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PJP likes Wang!




No, no, no....PJP likes Dave's wang.

Or is it the other way around? I ferget.

BTW, Dave. The Yankees won.


You Red Sox Whore.




That's nice, Mo. Your point, Mo?


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Johan Santana had that Boston lineup for dinner. Manny and Ortiz: 0-10, 6 K's.




This game was amazing on both sides...until the bottom of the 12th. Top of the 12th saw the Red Sox take a 2-1 lead despite a gorgeous attempt at a double play by the Twins' shortstop. Then we get to the bottom of the 12th and Julian Tavarez gets an out, hits one guy, gives up a ground-rule double, intentionally walks Torii Hunter...and gives up a grand slam to some no-name DH. Twins win 5-2.

Fucking Tavarez. I want to propose a three-way deal between the Red Sox, Cubs, and Mets. The Sox would send Tavarez to the Cubs. The Cubs would ship Steve Bartman and that legendary goat to the Mets. And the Mets would package their new theme song with the writers of said song and send them to the Red Sox.

I think it's fair...or are the Cubs overpaying?


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Fucking Tavarez. I want to propose a three-way deal between the Red Sox, Cubs, and Mets. The Sox would send Tavarez to the Cubs. The Cubs would ship Steve Bartman and that legendary goat to the Mets. And the Mets would package their new theme song with the writers of said song and send them to the Red Sox.




You actually want those "our team, our time" guys?


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Fucking Tavarez. I want to propose a three-way deal between the Red Sox, Cubs, and Mets. The Sox would send Tavarez to the Cubs. The Cubs would ship Steve Bartman and that legendary goat to the Mets. And the Mets would package their new theme song with the writers of said song and send them to the Red Sox.




You actually want those "our team, our time" guys?




Over having to watch Tavarez blow a game AGAIN? Yes. A song and its writers don't play in games. Plus a song about the Mets wouldn't be played in Fenway anyways. So basically we free up a roster spot at no real cost.

See? I'm thinkin' cuz I'm like wicked smahhhhhhhhhht!!!


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I'd trade those guys to Detroit just to see the fans riot.


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PJP likes Wang!




No, no, no....PJP likes Dave's wang.

Or is it the other way around? I ferget.

BTW, Dave. The Yankees won.


You Red Sox Whore.




That's nice, Mo.




It is, isn't it? Glad you agree.

There may be hope for you yet.

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Your point, Mo?




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Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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I like you a lot better when you're your usual jinx-tastic self, Mo.


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Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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Matt Clement, eh?


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yanks stumble/climb into first again, by half a game


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Randy Johnson managed to pull his head out of his ass today! My fantasy team thanks him.




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PJP misses his Wang!


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PJP misses his Wang!


give it back to me!

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Yanks lost 8-4 today....Randy Johnson got suspended for 5 games and Torre for 1 game for yesterdays actions.

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great game last night, where bernie kicked some ass.

yanks are also largely favored in the national's in-house crowd during last night and especially today's game. its purdy weird.


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they lost 11-9 today after leading 9-2. I can't wait to play the Tigers again and get some easy wins.

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tough loss yesterday for the Yanks....their Wang pitched a great game but they lost off a walk off homer in the 9th 3-2.

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PJP can't stop writing about Wang...


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Yeah.



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Yanks lost to the Phillies 4-2.

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That sucks.


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Where is Mo when we need her?

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Probably coming home from the game.

(Who picked up the save for Philly?)


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Gordon which is the only reason why I'm pissed.......he was so fucking inconsistent with the Jankees. I think he is a shitty reliever personally with a shitty attitude. I hope we get another crack at him.

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Et tu, Panayotis?

You fuck!!!



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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he was so fucking inconsistent with the Jankees.




I think i you....







Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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What did I tell you? PJP is one of us now!

Mo.

How was the game? Must've been nice, being able to jinx them up close and personal. Thank you.

Mo.



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What did I tell you? PJP is one of us now!

Mo.

How was the game? Must've been nice, being able to jinx them up close and personal. Thank you.

Mo.






I didn't jinx them!!!



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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he was so fucking inconsistent with the Jankees.




I think i you....









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So what's the plan tonight? Push Mussina under a ladder? Walk across a crosswalk in front of Torre's car? Smash a mirror while wearing a A-Rod jersey?

Mo.



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So what's the plan tonight? Push Mussina under a ladder? Walk across a crosswalk in front of Torre's car? Smash a mirror while wearing a A-Rod jersey?

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Eat me, bitch!




Quit calling me a jinx, or I'll post your boobs for all to see!

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Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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Eat me, bitch!







I knew you'd turn. I ust didn't know it'd be so drastically...so completely...so deliciously...

Mo.


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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Eat me, bitch!







I knew you'd turn. I ust didn't know it'd be so drastically...so completely...so deliciously...

Mo.




I see your tah-tahs making their debut any day now....









And you're right, I am delicious....



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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Quit calling me a jinx, or I'll post your boobs for all to see!




A Yankee Killer AND an oath-breaker??? Have you no honor???

Oh yeah...Yankees fan...that answers that question...


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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