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 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Oh, go bleach your pubes, Brit. And for fuck's sake, go shave your legs! No man will ever fuck you again otherwise...but don't you have higher standards for yourself...?
Are you saying all that for my benefit, or your own? Listen, I accept you the way you are...full-body pelt and all. I even look past your Yankee fandom. There's no need for such hurtful words. Pookie. Sweetie. Mo.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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S'true...
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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And the Yankees win!
So do the Sox!
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Oh, go bleach your pubes, Brit. And for fuck's sake, go shave your legs! No man will ever fuck you again otherwise...but don't you have higher standards for yourself...?
Are you saying all that for my benefit, or your own? Listen, I accept you the way you are...full-body pelt and all.
Actually, I've been going here lately - www.completelybare.com - so, no pelt for you, sugar...
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I even look past your Yankee fandom. There's no need for such hurtful words. Pookie. Sweetie. Mo.
Baby. Honey. Snookums. Brit.
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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And the Yankees win!
So do the Sox!
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Oh, go bleach your pubes, Brit. And for fuck's sake, go shave your legs! No man will ever fuck you again otherwise...but don't you have higher standards for yourself...?
Are you saying all that for my benefit, or your own? Listen, I accept you the way you are...full-body pelt and all.
Actually, I've been going here lately - www.completelybare.com - so, no pelt for you, sugar...
But...but...I loves my Wookie Pwincess!!! 
Why not save money and buy a John Deere Tractor Mower? That'd be some sweet foreplay... 
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Baby. Honey. Snookums. Brit.
You know just the right things to say to me...
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No home waxing, baby - I go to the spa - I'm bendy, but even I have my limits...
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Oh, go bleach your pubes, Brit. And for fuck's sake, go shave your legs! No man will ever fuck you again otherwise...but don't you have higher standards for yourself...?
Are you saying all that for my benefit, or your own? Listen, I accept you the way you are...full-body pelt and all.
Actually, I've been going here lately - www.completelybare.com - so, no pelt for you, sugar...
But...but...I loves my Wookie Pwincess!!!
Sweetie, that's why you have Rob...
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Why not save money and buy a John Deere Tractor Mower? That'd be some sweet foreplay...
Your idea of foreplay scares me... 
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Baby. Honey. Snookums. Brit.
You know just the right things to say to me...
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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No home waxing, baby - I go to the spa - I'm bendy, but even I have my limits...
maybe I could just inspect the spa's work....make sure they are doing a good job. Or at the very least post a pic!
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No home waxing, baby - I go to the spa - I'm bendy, but even I have my limits...
maybe I could just inspect the spa's work....make sure they are doing a good job. Or at the very least post a pic!
Requests for boobies pic; requests for ass pics; and now a request for snatch pics...don't you boys go to the wimmin's forum for this?
They do a great job, sug - you'll just haveta take my word for it. C'mon! The word of a Yankeegirl is strong and true! Trust me! (Shaddup, Dave!)
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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we'll have to see what thedoctor says about all this.
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No home waxing, baby - I go to the spa - I'm bendy, but even I have my limits...
maybe I could just inspect the spa's work....make sure they are doing a good job. Or at the very least post a pic!
Requests for boobies pic; requests for ass pics; and now a request for snatch pics...don't you boys go to the wimmin's forum for this?
They do a great job, sug - you'll just haveta take my word for it. C'mon! The word of a Yankeegirl is strong and true! Trust me! (Shaddup, Dave!)
I, for one, do not want you to send me boobie pics, butt pics, OR snatch pics!!!
I want pics of full nudity.
I'll vouch for your honor (and maybe even say some kind words about the Yankees) if you'll hook me up. Deal?
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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we'll have to see what thedoctor says about all this.
Honey, he's not a Yankees or a Red Sox fan - he ain't never comin' back to this thread...
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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No home waxing, baby - I go to the spa - I'm bendy, but even I have my limits...
maybe I could just inspect the spa's work....make sure they are doing a good job. Or at the very least post a pic!
Requests for boobies pic; requests for ass pics; and now a request for snatch pics...don't you boys go to the wimmin's forum for this?
They do a great job, sug - you'll just haveta take my word for it. C'mon! The word of a Yankeegirl is strong and true! Trust me! (Shaddup, Dave!)
I, for one, do not want you to send me boobie pics, butt pics, OR snatch pics!!!
I want pics of full nudity.
I'll vouch for your honor (and maybe even say some kind words about the Yankees) if you'll hook me up. Deal?
Ummmm....
Waitaminnit! You? Say kind words about the Yanks?!?!  This is a hoax!
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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This thread is getting seriously off topic.
I been reading the last few pages & not once was there any mention of hockey!
Now either get this thread back on topic, get nekkid if you are Harley or talk about what a great mod I am, or I will report this insubordination to the members of the double secret mod forum that even the members of the secret mod forum dont know about.
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This thread is getting seriously off topic.
I been reading the last few pages & not once was there any mention of hockey!
Now either get this thread back on topic, get nekkid if you are Harley or talk about what a great mod I am, or I will report this insubordination to the members of the double secret mod forum that even the members of the secret mod forum dont know about.
Nowhereman is the bestest mod evar!
The Yankees are the bestest baseball team evar!
The Red Sox suck!
There.
We're back on topic.
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Are the Yankees a good hockey team then?
I would ask PenWing but he is no longer a mod so it is forbidden for me to talk to him!
Demoted mods are social rejects!
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Are the Yankees a good hockey team then?
Silly Welshman... baseball! Not hockey! This shouldn't confuse you - its not like you boys calling soccer "football" or anything that would confuddle you!
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Demoted mods are social rejects!
Joe.....?
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Are the Yankees a good hockey team then?
Silly Welshman... baseball! Not hockey! This shouldn't confuse you - its not like you boys calling soccer "football" or anything that would confuddle you!
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Demoted mods are social rejects!
Joe.....?
Would this include demoted mods who still have access to the mythical super-duper secret hush-hush mod forum?
Mo.
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Are the Yankees a good hockey team then?
Silly Welshman... baseball! Not hockey! This shouldn't confuse you - its not like you boys calling soccer "football" or anything that would confuddle you!
Baseball, hockey, cricket, all the same to me.
Hitting things with sticks!
If this thread isnt about hockey, no wonder my old co-mod was so pissed off!
As for soccer (or football as the whole world outside America calls it), its a crappy game played by silly homasexuals, and I never want it mentioned in this forum ever again!
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As for soccer (or football as the whole world outside America calls it), its a crappy game played by silly homasexuals, and I never want it mentioned in this forum ever again!
You are my God...after MisterJLA.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Being Satan is prefered!
Consider it done!
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Are the Yankees a good hockey team then?
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Demoted mods are social rejects!
Joe.....?
Would this include demoted mods who still have access to the mythical super-duper secret hush-hush mod forum?
blah, blah, blah....nobody cares ...
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Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Being Satan is prefered!
Consider it done!
I thought that was Pete's job?
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Are the Yankees a good hockey team then?
Silly Welshman... baseball! Not hockey! This shouldn't confuse you - its not like you boys calling soccer "football" or anything that would confuddle you!
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I would ask PenWing but he is no longer a mod so it is forbidden for me to talk to him!
Demoted mods are social rejects!
Joe.....?
Would this include demoted mods who still have access to the mythical super-duper secret hush-hush mod forum?
blah, blah, blah....nobody cares ...
Bitterness is not an attractive emotion. Nor is envy.
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Face it, Brtiney, it may be Pete's hairy ass that you lust after, but its me you really luv...
I use Pete's hairy arse to remind myself of how you feel before waxing - your full-body pelt is LUXURIOUS!!!
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Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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harleykwin said:
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Are the Yankees a good hockey team then?
Silly Welshman... baseball! Not hockey! This shouldn't confuse you - its not like you boys calling soccer "football" or anything that would confuddle you!
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I would ask PenWing but he is no longer a mod so it is forbidden for me to talk to him!
Demoted mods are social rejects!
Joe.....?
Would this include demoted mods who still have access to the mythical super-duper secret hush-hush mod forum?
blah, blah, blah....nobody cares ...
Bitterness is not an attractive emotion. Nor is envy.
If by "bitterness" you mean “indifferent” and envy you mean  , then, yeah, I guess I am.
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Face it, Brtiney, it may be Pete's hairy ass that you lust after, but its me you really luv...
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I use Pete's hairy arse to remind myself of how you feel before waxing - your full-body pelt is LUXURIOUS!!!
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Wasn’t me.
But I understand why you would wish it was.
Oh, Brit, – I understand - in order for you to stand even the slimmest chance of getting laid you need to surprise something hairy enough to grab onto and do your two pumps before it has the chance to run screaming in horror from your grasp (run, Pete, run!!!), but that just makes me pity you almost as much as knowing you're doomed to be a Red Sox fan forever.
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Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Bitterness is not an attractive emotion. Nor is envy.
If by "bitterness" you mean “indifferent” and envy you mean , then, yeah, I guess I am.
At least you're able to admit it. To me and yourself.
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Oh, Brit, – I understand - in order for you to stand even the slimmest chance of getting laid you need to surprise something hairy enough to grab onto and do your two pumps before it has the chance to run screaming in horror from your grasp (run, Pete, run!!!), but that just makes me pity you almost as much as knowing you're doomed to be a Red Sox fan forever.
That's a who' lotta words just to say you love it when I shampoo you and then shave you poodle-style.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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bernie, btw, is approaching a 300 average after his latest 5-hit game
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My WOW was for harley's clever insult not that same old tired rubbish Britney spouts!
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Bitterness is not an attractive emotion. Nor is envy.
If by "bitterness" you mean “indifferent” and envy you mean , then, yeah, I guess I am.
At least you're able to admit it. To me and yourself.
What? the indifference? What's to admit?
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Oh, Brit, – I understand - in order for you to stand even the slimmest chance of getting laid you need to surprise something hairy enough to grab onto and do your two pumps before it has the chance to run screaming in horror from your grasp (run, Pete, run!!!), but that just makes me pity you almost as much as knowing you're doomed to be a Red Sox fan forever.
That's a who' lotta words just to say you love it when I shampoo you and then shave you poodle-style.
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Wasn't me.
And Brit, what you do with Pete, really isn't anyone else's business...
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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how do I keep getting dragged into this? 
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