Quote: Nowhereman said: This thread is getting seriously off topic. I been reading the last few pages & not once was there any mention of hockey!
Now either get this thread back on topic, get nekkid if you are Harley or talk about what a great mod I am, or I will report this insubordination to the members of the double secret mod forum that even the members of the secret mod forum dont know about.
Nowhereman is the bestest mod evar!
The Yankees are the bestest baseball team evar!
The Red Sox suck!
There.
We're back on topic.
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi