I'm the Keyholder to Harley's chastity belt!

By the way, see how I created tension among you Yankee-lovers? BWAH-HAH-HAH-HAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Dance, li'l puppets, dance!!!

(No, seriously. Dance. I have dollar bills to give away.)

Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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