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oh, and the two teams combined to leave 48 runners on base. (28 yanks, 22 sox)

thats... amazing.


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yanks swept the double header last night, even with fuck face ponson (???) trying fuck as much face as he wanted to. but a few big key innings, and a few big hits kept the yanks on top.

last night's game was, perhaps, the most typical of games in the yankees-red sox series. a combined 34 hits and 25 runs.

typically, the pattern in a three game series is:

game 1) one team humbles the other
game 2) a dual-lopsided offensive barrage
game 3) a low scoring, win-by-1 game.

they got games 1 and 2 right, so far.

in the third inning of game 3, the yanks are up 2-0, with unit pitching well.


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Bud Selig said that they will probably consider contraction if Boston loses at least 4 games. Selig said, "The franchise will probably be dead after that(Red Sox lossing 4 or 5 games to the Yanks) seeing as how only lunatics and people with bad taste cheer for them. We probably should have done it sooner seeing as how it takes them over 80 years to get their shit together. Contraction is probably the best way to go and it will give a baseball franchise to a more deserving city like Las Vegas, Mexico City or San Juan Puerto Rico or even a third team in NYC."

I agree with Bud!

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civil war: i agree with bud!


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Jaburg made that banner Rob. He really is quite talented.

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i only agree if its a caption, and i'm the one asking for the soda!

(and, in that case, it is coke with whiskey in it)


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yes that was the original intention.

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I say you ban Jaburg!

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but i love him...


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well, johnson blew the lead, then the yanks took it back, then boston tied it, and now yanks are up again cuz boston forgot how to pitch.


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now jorge hits a bases loaded triple! jorge!

AND he had a stolen base today!

it'd be nice to take the first three games of this series.


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10-5 so far.

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game 3) a low scoring, win-by-1 game.







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coke with whiskey in it




2, please.


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I was just looking around Fenway and the game was still going on....the place was empty. Usually these games sell out. Oh well. Maybe there were more people there in the first few innings.

Yanks won 13-5.

Contraction is looking better and better for these guys.

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As a Yankees fan I just want to thank the city of Boston, the Gay Cunts and their fans for this wonderful 2 days of batting practice. The extra practice should help us in the playoffs!

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i agree with peejus!

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2, please.




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I wonder how the Penis Warts feel about the end of their season coming in August?

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yanks're down 2-0 in the third, but its a rain delay right now.


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this will help them...schilling has thrown alot of pitches already plus if it's a long delay they will shelve him.

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I wonder how the Cunty Fucks feel about the end of their season coming in August?




That strikes me as a ridiculous question, considering that (A)there's still over a month left in the regular season and (B)the AL East is the most volatile division in baseball. I wouldn't order those World Series tickets just yet, PJP.

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apologize to me for saying that.

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Yanks won 2-1.

A 5 game sweep of Boston.

I suggest contraction.

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I wonder how the Bosox feel about the end of their season coming in August?




That strikes me as a ridiculous question, considering that (A)there's still over a month left in the regular season and (B)the AL East is the most volatile division in baseball. I wouldn't order those World Series tickets just yet, PJP.





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Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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i think that anyone mentioning the word redsox in a sentence should just add the phrase: "who are " cause damn. im and A's fan and that was still painful to watch for the granny fuckers-who are .

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this just made my week! STEWIE FOR GOVERNOR!

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this just made my week! STEWIE FOR GOVERNOR!

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Thats two weeks now!

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I wonder how the Bosox feel about the end of their season coming in August?




That strikes me as a ridiculous question, considering that (A)there's still over a month left in the regular season and (B)the AL East is the most volatile division in baseball. I wouldn't order those World Series tickets just yet, PJP.









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this just made my week! STEWIE FOR GOVERNOR!




I knew you'd like that!

Damn, I'm tempted to make that my next avatar!



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I wonder how the Bosox feel about the end of their season coming in August?




That strikes me as a ridiculous question, considering that (A)there's still over a month left in the regular season and (B)the AL East is the most volatile division in baseball. I wouldn't order those World Series tickets just yet, PJP.









That's NOT what the sign said!



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I wonder how the Bosox feel about the end of their season coming in August?




That strikes me as a ridiculous question, considering that (A)there's still over a month left in the regular season and (B)the AL East is the most volatile division in baseball. I wouldn't order those World Series tickets just yet, PJP.









That's NOT what the sign said!



http://www.rkmbs.com/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/747272/an/0/page/0#747272




Aaaah. Ok. You're a good man.



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Joe must be really really upset. Maybe that is why MisterJLA is sad. Because Joe is sad.


The No Cox Suck!

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The No Cox Suck!




Y'know what? I CAN believe that they failed to take advantage of losses by the Yankees, White Sox, AND Twins. I can completely believe that. As a matter of fact, when I saw those scores, I KNEW they wouldn't be able to capitalize. I told you, I'm shutting down for the season - until I see or hear something worthy of my fandom, I'm going into sports hibernation.

You messed up though, Pete. Call them the No Hearts. Cuz that's how they play!


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Keep posting stuff like this & my new rule will be to delete all your posts in the sports forum!

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You're the best Corrupt Mod EVAR!

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Yanks lost last night 6-5 to Seattle, but fear not the Tiny Testicles lost too to the Angels!

jafabian will be happy.

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