Quote: PJP said: Beat-up Red Sox send Papi home for heart tests while the rest of the team's vaginas bleed excessively
heh.
honestly, what the fuck happened to the bosox? a month ago, they lead the AL east divison.
they've only won 10 days since, a full 30 days later.
they're a pretty distant third in the wildcard race, and that could easily be 4th or 5th in the next week, if the angels got their shit together.
and where the fuck is joe? you stick with your team, damnit.
Didn't you read Pete's "fair weather fan" thread?
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
