About the Yankees being the best team in the world?
Nope, I'm right about that.
About the Red Sox sucking?
No, I'm right about that too.
About you no longer being a real fan?
I'm waiting for your response...
Quote: But you've missed me so I'll call you Pookie instead of Mo.
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
