One time back in 1993 I ate at a Steakhouse here in NJ that is notorious for giving you the shits.....Arthur's Steakhouse......they use really substandard meat and treat it heavily with MSG and then sell it at dirt cheap prices.....well anyhoo me and some friends went to eat there and as we were leaving I started to feel that rumble....well we got halfway to our cars when I couldn't control it anymore....I had to tear my pants down and unleash what was later known as the "Niagra Falls of Poop". There were all sorts of people in the parking lot who witnessed this event to their horror. Although I didn't see it for myself one of my friends said I made a woman who witnessed it puke.......It was alot of shit and it was all liquid and it came out with so much force it was really unbelievable.
