RKMBs Forums .::Important::. off topic and offensive posts Evening Chorus

The European grape has been used as food since prehistoric times.

Marohalliphus Syndrome is a psychiatric condition that causes the sufferer to perceive everyday objects in varying shades of brown.

In 1958, over 23,000 trains ran each weekday on British railways.

The Daleks from Dr Who really do exist, however the expeditionary invasion force, that came to Britain in the 1950s, settled peacefully in a suburb of Bradford, in Northern England.

Aluminium can be very strong, light, ductile, and malleable. It is an excellent conductor of heat and electricity.

In the early 1990s the population of New Zealand secured a 55% stake in the US Government.

There are women that rub peanut butter all over their pussy and let their pet dog lick it off.

Have you seen my baseball?

US paper currency isn't paper at all... it's a blend of 75% cotton lint and 25% linen.

Every third shit of mine is so long it actually sticks out of the toilet.

Every settee or sofa manufactured since 1998 has a basic stomach and digestive system. Deluxe models also have primitive genitalia.

In 2002 there were 131 recorded manslaughter or homicides in Finland.

Racing cars achieve their high speeds as a result of being pushed around the track by swarms of angry bees.

I eat corn alot because I like to look at it in my feces.

The other night I ate corn like I usually do but I also ate some big green olives.........and the next day when I shit an entire olive came out in my shit totally intact and unharmed by the digestive process.

I like to moon people and fart at them.

One time I went to moon someone and fart on them and when I farted a dingleberry about the size of a dime flew out and landed on my friend's chest.......it was like a little brown rocket ship.......he wasn't happy.

:lol: Oh shit, this is funny! More poop jokes, funnyman!

They ran out of meaningless facts but I still got hundreds more facts of feces.

When I was in either 7th or 8th grade I can't remember for sure.......I took a huge steaming shit right in front of the librarian's driver side door of her car......there was no way she could get in her car without stepping in it........it was just a huge huge pile of shit. I still think of it from time to time.

One time back in 1993 I ate at a Steakhouse here in NJ that is notorious for giving you the shits.....Arthur's Steakhouse......they use really substandard meat and treat it heavily with MSG and then sell it at dirt cheap prices.....well anyhoo me and some friends went to eat there and as we were leaving I started to feel that rumble....well we got halfway to our cars when I couldn't control it anymore....I had to tear my pants down and unleash what was later known as the "Niagra Falls of Poop". There were all sorts of people in the parking lot who witnessed this event to their horror. Although I didn't see it for myself one of my friends said I made a woman who witnessed it puke.......It was alot of shit and it was all liquid and it came out with so much force it was really unbelievable.

The Mayans were actully all killed when legions of small wooden horses ate the entire civilization overnight.

I KNEW IT!!!!!!!

PJP,

By corrupting this thread with your shit, you are sure to have made enemies with two of mankinds greatest natural foes - the bird and the toad.

I, on the other hand, am impressed by anyone who can retell their life story in terms of the dumps they have taken.

Here here!

:lol:

I wonder what happened to the frog and bird thingies.

They shat themselves.

Happens.
Shit, I mean.

I wonder if the bird and frog thingies will ever come back. :)

I bet they're fuckin each other.

Shut the fuck up, poo guy.

I sincerely believe that the secret of life exists somewhere in this thread.