Kermit is the Woody Allen of the frog world. I seriously doubt he could get an erection, let alone have any kind of normal sexual relationship.
He's the most a-sexual frog that has ever lived.
A nice enough guy but you go with a frog like Kermit for the conversation, not the sex.
I imagine Miss Piggy has him licking her revolting genitals for hours. Either that or he's bent over the arm of the sofa, while she takes him roughly from behind.
Although, not technically a muppet I'd like to take a crack at Bigbird.
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Captain Caveman!
Captain Caveman isn't a muppet either in fact let's face it - he looks like a giant penis. That might explain why those three chicks are always following him around.
