That's NOT the stupidest thing I ever read in a comic, Danny. I remember an old Batman comic book from the mid 1960's where Batman and Robin were each rolled up in a carpet and helpless..and Batman managed to save them because he took his glove off, and managed to cut through the carpet with a broken fingernail he had.
I clipped my nails a few days later, and tried to cut my carpet with a nail...It did not work. I was 7 or 8..even at that age, I knew bullshit when I smelled it.
"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your
death bring you the peace you never found in
life." - Tuvok.