*Havoc opens with The Doctor already in the center of the ring with mike in hand and a briefcase at his feet.*

Doctor: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the first post-Robblemania Havoc. Tonight you will witness the first ever Lucha Libre Lockdown. Some of our own wrestlers made their names south of the border. Tonight they will battle inside a steel cage for your amusement. But first, I want to talk one on one to our old friend Joe Mama. Come on, Joe. Step out here to the ring with me.

*Joe walks out onto the ramp. He looks around confused since his music doesn't begin playing the moment he stepped through the curtain.*

Doctor: No, no, Joe. Music just eats up time, and I've got too much to say to let it wait.

*Joe climbs into the ring.*

Doctor: Now, Joe, as you and many of the fans may recall, I stated that you were to be suspended had you entered the ringside area during Robblemania's Main Event. As you may also recall, you still exited that rampway during the match. Now, normally, you'd be sitting at home right now, feet kicked up, watching Havoc, and sipping on your Appletini. But MisterJLA stood up for you, and that's commendable.

*Joe nods in agreement.*

Doctor: But there still has to be rules in the RDCW. More importantly, there has to be repercussions for breaking those rules. So, while you may not be suspended from the RDCW, you are hereby suspended from the ringside area during any RDCW event for the next 30 days.

*Joe's face begins to twist in anger. He's about to say something but doesn't have a chance.*

Doctor: In addition, if you want to keep drawing a check every week, you'll have to perform job tasks as I and the rest of the RDCW staff sees fit. And the first thing on that list is simply this...

*The Doctor hands Joe Mama the briefcase. Joe Mama opens it up and pulls out a plunger and toilet brush.*

Doctor: Seems our Lucha Libres have run into a little trouble in their locker room. I probably shouldn't have taken them out to eat Roboken's infamous Cocina de Kamphuaseno Mexicano. Now, if you're not up to the task, you can go home for a full 30 days without pay. No, Joe. Don't thank me. Thank MisterJLA.

*Captain Howdy enters through the curtain and down the ramp.*

Doctor: Howdy, you don't have to say a word. I know exactly what you're about to say. If I do this, neither you or JLA will defend your titles. Well, let me remind you of the clause in all RDCW wrestlers' contracts that specifically states that if they don't defend their titles within a 30 day period, they shall forfeit their championships. If you don't think that I'll excercise that clause, I just suggest that the two of you just try me. Now, Joe, you've got a job to do; and we've got a show to start.

*Havoc music blares as the opening sequence rolls.*

whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."