"Breakin' the Law" blares over the Cheesedome PA speakers as the RDCW world tag team champions,the Outcasts,roll down to the ring in their custom-built black Hummer.Chris Oakley strides to the center of the ring with a wireless mic in one hand and a clipboard in the other.
CHRIS: Well, was I right or was I right? I said we'd crush the Sudden Death Connection, and we did! (crowd boos viciously) Any of you still doubt that the Outcasts are the greatest tag team in RDCW history? (brief pause) I didn't think so. Now then...(looks at clipboard)to get down to business. As you may have already heard, we've declared war on the MWO, and we're going to win that war. Why? It's simple: we're smarter than they are, we're tougher than they are, we're more talented than they are, and we're definitely better-looking than they are! (Chris and El Superbeasto laugh as the boos get louder) The only area in which we don't have an advantage over them is numbers-- there's four of them, and only three of us.(indicates himself, Superbeasto, and Nuriko) But we aim to change that...(holds clipboard up so the fans can see it)Right here I have a list of RDCW superstars who we're thinking about inviting to become the fourth member of the Outcasts...next Tuesday, when we've made our final decision, we'll be back to tell you who we've picked!
SUPERBEASTO: Prepare yourselves, amigos-- next week you will witness RDCW history being made!
NURIKO(bowing): Thank you for your attention.
CHRIS: And remember, like it says on our Hummer: "Outcasts rule!"
"Breakin' the Law" starts playing again as the RDCW world tag team champions climb into their Hummer and drive off.Camera cuts to Monroe and Louie at ringside.
MONROE: RDCW's most controversial trio is on the verge of becoming a quartet... but who have they chosen as their fourth member?
LOUIE: Chill out, Monroe, they'll tell us when they're ready!
MONROE: In any case, things in RDCW have gotten a lot more interesting as we count down the days until Re-hash!
