Lucha Libre Lockdown
El Daga vs. Senor Perdicion vs. Senor Muerte vs. Juan "Jefe" Diablo vs. Rue de Nocturne vs. El Superbeasto
*Havoc comes back from commercial. A steel cage is surrounding the ring. El Daga, Perdicion, Muerte, Diablo, and Rue de Nocturne are all standing in the ring. El Superbeasto's music is playing as he's making his way to the ring.*
Monroe: Tonight's Lucha Lockdown match has brought together many of the wrestlers from south of the border who have, at one time or another, fought here in the RDCW. Wait...... wait a minute....... What's Rue de Nocturne doing down there? He's not a luchadore! He's never even fought in Mexico!
Louie: Yeah, but he's French. Which means he's just another lazy, unwashed foreigner like those Mexicans.
*Monroe cups his hand over his mike.*
Monroe: Stop it! You're going to get us in trouble with the FCC and BBN! Now the Senior Official for the RDCW, Lothar, is placing the padlock on the door to the cage. The only way to win is to climb over the top and back down to the arena floor on the outside.
*The bell rings and all hell breaks loose. Daga and Perdicion both go after El Superbeasto, driving the Giant Luchadore into a corner. Diablo and Muerte tie up in the center of the ring. As they trade punches, Rue realizes that no one is paying attention to him. He quickly begins to scale the cage wall. Superbeasto grab Daga and Perdicion by their necks and slam their heads together, dropping them to the floor. He sees Rue climbing to the top. Beasto begins to climb right under him. As Rue begins to pull himself over the top, Beasto uses the ropes for support and turns around, grabs Rue by the legs, and pulls the Frenchman down with a powerbomb.
As the match continues, the contestants batter each other using their own wrestling prowress and the unforgiving cage surrounding the ring to weaken the opposition. El Superbeast climbs one corner and gets ready to ascend the side of the cage. Diablo and Muerte grab a leg each and pull the away from each other. Beasto falls, landing crotch first on the ring post and he falls backwards, hanging upside down. El Daga makes a dash across the ring. Senor Perdicion tosses his former tag partner in the air. Daga drops a flying legdrop on the entangled Beasto.
Muerte attempts and escape, but Rue grabs his legs and pulls them from the cage. Muerte holds onto the cage with both hand as Rue attempts to pull him down. Daga, Perdicion, and Diablo assist causing Muerte to fall face first into the mat.
The match continues on as the particpants begin to show their exhaustion. El Superbeasto notices an opportunity and begins to climb the cage again. As he nears the top, he looks back and sees El Daga and Senor Perdicion setting Diablo up for double team Alabama Slam. He ponders for a second before balancing himself on the top of the cage.*
Monroe: MY GAWD!!! GIANTSAULT! GIANTSAULT! GIANTSAULT OFF THE TOP OF THE STEEL CAGE!
*El Superbeasto crashes into the three men, driving them into the canvas. He then, slowly, gets to his knees. Rue and Muerte look at each other and nod. They charge the downed Beasto, but he catches them off guard and grabs them by the necks. Beasto lifts himself to his feet and hits the Chokeslam to Oblivion on both men. He catches his breath for a second before climbing back up the side of the cage. He's slow to pull himself over the top; but when he does, he hangs himself over the side for a few seconds before dropping to the floor. Beasto doesn't even wait for the announcement of his victory before he begins to wobble his way back to the locker room.
As he is exiting, G-Man and Wannabuyamonkey, dressed in SWAT gear, rush the ring.*
Monroe: What's Homeland Security doing here? They don't have a match tonight.
*As Lothar removes the lock and opens the gate, G-Man slams it shut. Wannabuyamonkey pushes the officials away as a van with the letters I.N.S. painted on the side backs down the rampway.*
Louie: Looks like they're doing their job, Monroe, and keeping this great nation of ours safe. Safe from dirty, degenerate Mex.....
*There is a loud hiss and pop as Monroe yanks the cord from Louie's headset from the broadcast feed.*
Monroe: I think it's time for a commercial break.
*The picture fades as El Daga, Senor Perdicion, Senor Muerte, Juan "Jefe" Diablo, and Rue de Nocturne are being dragged into the back of the van.*
