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For a look at what ordering pizza in the year 2010 will be like, click below: (Sound Required) http://www.adcritic.com/interactive/view.php?id=5927
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That is downright scarey!...not quite as scarey as Iran building nukes..but, almost.
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Found at aclu.org/pizza 
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2010?
Give me strength.
Domino's and Pizza Hut employees typically don't know megabytes from megaburgers, let alone know the difference between a front door and a back porch (surrounded by gates and trees).
3010 at the earliest, assuming they don't invent those real Laser Tag thingamabobs.
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Its from the aclu website, its propoganda. They are trying to scare you. Don't fall for it.
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Its from the aclu website, its propoganda. They are trying to scare you. Don't fall for it.
Thanks, Geraldo.
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There's no way a restaurant would waste so much money and effort installing a system that will only chase away paying customers and drive their business into the ground.
If they wanted to scare or persuade us, they should have made it more believable and not so damn funny. I literally laughed.
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i thought it was actually pretty funny.
but, i agree with mcgurk -- the lady was way too savvy and efficient to be someone just 4 years in the future.
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 That was hilarious! Jeez, reax...it's called "a sense of humor"....unclench, my bitter little magpie...
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come on, its satire/parody/voshtoy. its an over humorous exageration to highlight their issue. everyone on both sides does it. or did you really think Captial One credit cards could protect you from Vikings? nothing can protect you from a Viking FYI.
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come on, its satire/parody/voshtoy.
its an over humorous exageration to highlight their issue. everyone on both sides does it. or did you really think Captial One credit cards could protect you from Vikings?
nothing can protect you from a Viking FYI.
Susan Richard's invisible force field can protect you from Vikings. 
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2010?
Give me strength.
Domino's and Pizza Hut employees typically don't know megabytes from megaburgers, let alone know the difference between a front door and a back porch (surrounded by gates and trees).
Be careful with that tone, sirrah. My daughter just started working for Pizza Hut a few weeks ago. And she's a bright girl.
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I wouldn't worry about it Jim. If she's a bright girl, then she's hardly the average delivery person.
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I think it was intentional, Jim. Maybe you should send McGurk a harsh email. He should know better than to insult your daughter like that.
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He told me, he said to me, "I'm gonna... I hope this post insults Jim". He really did, I'm sorry Mc, I had to tell Jim, it's not fair for him.
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Whoa, I said typically not always! Quote:
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He told me, he said to me, "I'm gonna... I hope this post insults Jim". He really did, I'm sorry Mc, I had to tell Jim, it's not fair for him.
You sure got me there. Those were my exact words and the first person I told was you, right after sneaky told you she was getting baptized in something other than beer.
Riiiiiight.
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Found at aclu.org/pizza
Yeah , I heard it over a week ago on the aclu website....
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...right after sneaky told you she was getting baptized in something other than beer.
...man butter?
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Doesn't Nowhereman work at the English equivalent of Pizza Hut? I can imagine that conversation:
Caller: Um, hi, I'd like to order...
NWM: CUNT!
Caller: What? I just want a pizza wi...
NWM: CUNT!!
Caller: Sir, let me speak wi...
NWM: CUNT!!!
Caller: This is prepos...
NWM: CUNT!!!! POOF!!!! TOM ARNOLD!!!!
Caller: I'm not Joe Mama, you...
NWM: CUNT!!!!!
Caller: This is ridiculous! I'll just make dinner... (click)
NWM: CUNT!!!!!!
NWM: CUNT!!!!!!!
NWM: CUNT!!!!!!!!
NWM: CUNT?
(click)
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You sure got me there. Those were my exact words and the first person I told was you, right after sneaky told you she was getting baptized in something other than beer.
Riiiiiight. :
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You're telling me, especially the part when JM booed the red sox so loudly that I couldn't hear Nowhereman delete photoshop.
(This could go on for months)
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I don't recall that. I think you're making stuff up to change the topic from you insulting Jim's dignity and honor.
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Then I shoud really be careful not to talk about ordering pizza in 2010 or I'd really be going off topic and Drzsmith would turn me wrong side out. Mercy mercy me.
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I think if you apologize to Jim (and his dignity), Drzsmith would let everything go.
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come on, its satire/parody/voshtoy.
its an over humorous exageration to highlight their issue. everyone on both sides does it. or did you really think Captial One credit cards could protect you from Vikings?
nothing can protect you from a Viking FYI.
Susan Richard's invisible force field can protect you from Vikings.
um, Vikings aren't real.
Bow ties are coool.
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Doesn't Nowhereman work at the English equivalent of Pizza Hut?
You mean he works at Pizza Hut?
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Hey HEY HEY HEY!! What is going on here? Pizza isn't until Thursday and it won't be from Pizza Hut!
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I have no idea who you are.
So I'm not getting the joke, at all.
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Doesn't Nowhereman work at the English equivalent of Pizza Hut?
You mean he works at Pizza Hut?
Correct!
Now I dont know about America, but in the UK most of the people who work at Pizza Hut are usually university graduates who go into management straight away, university students working part time for some extra cash or people working part time as a second job.
Only the occasional retard slips through the net & gets employed..........and I have now been there nearly 12 years!
All the Rex type people get employed by Burger King & McDonalds here, where as KFC employs mostly immigrants.
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Doesn't Nowhereman work at the English equivalent of Pizza Hut? I can imagine that conversation:
Caller: Um, hi, I'd like to order...
NWM: CUNT!
Caller: What? I just want a pizza wi...
NWM: CUNT!!
Caller: Sir, let me speak wi...
NWM: CUNT!!!
Caller: This is prepos...
NWM: CUNT!!!! POOF!!!! TOM ARNOLD!!!!
Caller: I'm not Joe Mama, you...
NWM: CUNT!!!!!
Caller: This is ridiculous! I'll just make dinner... (click)
NWM: CUNT!!!!!!
NWM: CUNT!!!!!!!
NWM: CUNT!!!!!!!!
NWM: CUNT?
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