Doesn't Nowhereman work at the English equivalent of Pizza Hut? I can imagine that conversation:

Caller: Um, hi, I'd like to order...

NWM: CUNT!

Caller: What? I just want a pizza wi...

NWM: CUNT!!

Caller: Sir, let me speak wi...

NWM: CUNT!!!

Caller: This is prepos...

NWM: CUNT!!!! POOF!!!! TOM ARNOLD!!!!

Caller: I'm not Joe Mama, you...

NWM: CUNT!!!!!

Caller: This is ridiculous! I'll just make dinner... (click)

NWM: CUNT!!!!!!

NWM: CUNT!!!!!!!

NWM: CUNT!!!!!!!!

NWM: CUNT?

(click)

Nowhereman is fighting Big Brother, one bad service at a time.

Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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