1.) Where were you when the ball dropped for 2006?
: My balls dropped back in the ninties!
2.) How did you get the idea for your myspace name?
:It's my freakin internet name.
3) What song are you listening to right now?
: The sounds of Ultimate Jaburg53's apartment by Devo
4.) Has the death of a celebrity ever made you cry?
: No. Very sad, but no cry.
5.) What color underwear are you wearing?
: Hair
6.) Do you own a iPod?
: no
7.) What did you do this morning?
: I did six million impossible things before breakfast. Then Breakfast.
8.) What does you do for a living?
: I does work at Radio Shack
9.) Where do you live?
: Secretly in your home
10.) What ended your last relationship?
: I am still in a relationship.
11) What are the last two digits of your phone number?
: Which one?
12.) What was the last concert you attended?
: Ozzfest
13.) Who was with you?
: My friends
15) What do you dislike at the moment?
: Internet surveys
16.) What food do you crave right now?
:My Space really loves to assume you are a fat dateless loser. Why else you have the time to fill out all the fucking surveys?
17.) Did you dream last night?
: I did but do not recall what it was about.
18.) What was the last TV show you watched?
: What are you the fucking tv police? It was Doctor Who.
19.) What is your favorite piece of jewelry ?
: cock ring
20.) Name someone on your Top 8 who is just like you.
:I am a unique and precious snowflake!
21.) What was the last thing you ate?
:Salad!
22.) Who is your best friend of the opposite sex?
: My woman.
23.) Who last IMed you
: my dear old mum
24.) Are you on any medication
: heh
25.) What side of the bed do you sleep on?
: My side!
26.) What color shirt are you wearing?
: grey
27) what color is your cell?
: So not only am I a fat daeless loser, I am also in prison? thank you myspace!
28.) What is your favorite frozen treat?
:
yer mums cunt!
29.) How many tattoos/piercings do you have?
:
two
30.) What's your favorite store?
:
Fourth World Comics
31.) Are you thirsty right now?
:
no
32) Can you imagine yourself getting married?
:
I can imagine myself an astonaut with a twenty four inch long cock too!
33.) Who's someone you haven't seen in a while and miss?
:
The Noid. Also the California Raisins
34.) What did you do last night?
:
The same thing I did last night
35.) Do you care what people think about you?
:
sometimes
36.) Have you ever done something to instigate trouble?
:
Yes!
37.) Do you like your nose?
:
Yeah
38.) What color is your bedroom?
:
White
39.) When was the last time you worked out?
:
High School
40.) what are your font colors on?
:
This is a personal question I feel uncomfortable answering.
41.) Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex?
:
Me pappy when I was a tyke I imagine. It's all good it was above the belt.
42.) Where do you live?
:
In your home goddammit!
43.) Are you an aggressive driver?
:
I do not drive. but I am an extremly agressive passenger!
44.) Who is your cell phone carrier?
:Why? Do you want to call me and make out on the phone? I bet you do!
45.) Do you like the person who posted this last?
:I didn't even look to see who it was. But I know it wasn't Billy so probably.
46.) Do you know their Birthday?
:No
47.) What is the thing you'd want to change most about yourself?
:
I wish I was big.
48.) What color is your car?
:
Green
49.) What do you smell like right now?
:
Yer mums cunt!
50.) What are your favorite colors?
:
Pink taco!
51)Do you like mustard?
:
Sometimes
52)What do you tell yourself when times get hard?
: If my woman ain't around I jack it to porno.
53)Would you ever sky dive?
:Only if the plane was fucked up. but I won't jump out of a functioning airplane.
54)Do you sleep on your side, tummy, or back?
:
I sleep in a bad.
55)What character from a movie most reminds you of yourself?
:
James Bond
56)Have you ever bid for something on ebay?:
:
Yeah
57)What do you think of Angelina Jolie being pregnant?
:
I guess I have to put it in her ass for nine mounths
58)Do you enjoy giving hugs?
:
So now I'm a fat dateless inmate with mental disabilites???
59)Would you consider yourself to be fashionable?
:
No!
60)Do you own a digital camera?
:
Yes!
61)What celeberties have you been compared to?
:
I don't think I have been
62)Who is your favorite Star Wars character?
:
Old Obi Wan Kenobi
63)Does it annoy you when someone says they'll call but never do?
:
No
64)What books, if any, have made you cry?:
:How to cry on cue in seven easy steps.
65)What are you allergic to?
:Stupid fucking questions!!
66)Are you a jealous person?
:
Compared to me you are all peasant stock.
67)Do you ever feel guilty after eating meat?
:
Which makes me a gay fat dateless inmate with mental diabilities?
68)If you were born the opposite sex, what would your name?
: She-Bitch
