1.) Where were you when the ball dropped for 2006?
: In bed, asleep, not giving a rat's ass.
2.) How did you get the idea for your myspace name?
: It's my penname. Uschi. It's who I am.
3) What song are you listening to right now?
: Zero - Smashing Pumpkins but it just changed to Racist Friend - They Might Be Giants
4.) Has the death of a celebrity ever made you cry?
: Cry? No. Sad? Yes.
5.) What color underwear are you wearing?
: striped
6.) Do you own a iPod?
: yeah
7.) What did you do this morning?
: slept in, fed the animals, took a nap, went out new-living-place shopping
8.) What does you do for a living?
: I am a university student at UCCS and do extemporanious compounding at a from-scratch pharmacy
9.) Where do you live?
: Colorado Springs, Colorado
10.) What ended your last relationship?
: never been in one
11) What are the last two digits of your phone number?
: 05
12.) What was the last concert you attended?
: either MU330 and a bunch of lame-o s or the Toasters one with Big D and the other lame band
13.) Who was with you?
: My sister, her husband, my co-worker/friend Latifa and we ran into a lot of people we used to know in the scene
15) What do you dislike at the moment?
: anger, rules & regulations, Easter Jesus shit, not having enough money to live alone AND in a nice neighborhood
16.) What food do you crave right now?
: chocolate. maybe pepperoni and green pepper pizza from Blackjack
17.) Did you dream last night?
: yeah. The guy I like and I were hanging out after class and chatting. Then I turned and Taxi was rolling down a hill so I went to go get her but then it turned into something else completely
18.) What was the last TV show you watched?
: uhm... oh! I finished my econ test way early and got home to watch House on Tuesday. And last night after watching a movie with my sister and her husband we watched the end of South Park and the Andy Milinokis(???) show.
19.) What is your favorite piece of jewelry ?
: I have a cheap-ass necklace I got at Sea World (with TK) that is adorned with a penguin that I wear a lot. I also love my calculator watch.
20.) Name someone on your Top 8 who is just like you.
: What the fuck is a top eight? Uh... I see a lot of myself in the depression Charlie Chaplin had to deal with back a million years ago...
21.) What was the last thing you ate?
: I'm drinking coffee. The last thing I ate was some Doritos (spicy Nacho).
22.) Who is your best friend of the opposite sex?
: I know who I wish it was! Probably my sister's husband though.
23.) Who last IMed you
: That dumbfuck Pagliacci clown.
24.) Are you on any medication?
: Yep! Effexor XR 150mg
25.) What side of the bed do you sleep on?
: The middle. It's the same bed I've had since I was seven; there really aren't sides.
26.) What color shirt are you wearing?
: grey. It's a Colorado Avalanche t-shirt. I had to meet some potential housemates and I wanted to not look so intimidating (hello haircut!).
27) what color is your cell?
: in jail or the telephone? Grey regardless.
28.) What is your favorite frozen treat?
: um... drumsticks r0x0rz...
29.) How many tattoos/piercings do you have?
: None right now. I tried to pierce my arm recently but sewing needles are hard to get all the way through. Too slippery.
30.) What's your favorite store?
: Target probably
31.) Are you thirsty right now?
: Nope. Coffee.
32) Can you imagine yourself getting married?
: I used to think "no." I can recently though.
33.) Who's someone you haven't seen in a while and miss?
: I try to not miss people.
34.) What did you do last night?
: YOUR MOTHER! ha ha ha... I watched a movie and some TV with my sister and her husband.
35.) Do you care what people think about you?
: Only a very select few people, yes. Most of the time I prefer to ignore people though. Like, really ignore them. Like, I sometimes run into people before I see them. Yes thet's hyperboly.
36.) Have you ever done something to instigate trouble?
: Fuck yeah! I do that all the time at work! people love it.
37.) Do you like your nose?
: YES! Big and round and slightly bent where I broke it.
38.) What color is your bedroom?
: Er... non applicable? Right now I have concrete walls in the room I sleep in but it isn't really a bedroom.
39.) When was the last time you worked out?
: Two days ago.
40.) what are your font colors on?
: white on black background. The darkness doesn't hurt my eyes like the white does.
41.) Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex?
: Unfortunately, that's the only person I've kissed. Actually, she kissed me and I just was all "WTF!!!?"
42.) Where do you live?
: welcome to the department of redundancy department!
43.) Are you an aggressive driver?
: Only very infrequently. I like to follow the rules and be a nice driver because there's so many asshole drivers in CO.
44.) Who is your cell phone carrier?
: virgin moble
45.) Do you like the person who posted this last?
: Lor? Yeah, we get busy every Thursday night. Busy in the sack and the sack means my pants.
46.) Do you know their Birthday?
: hell no, who do you think I am?
47.) What is the thing you'd want to change most about yourself?
: I wish I could control my depression without medications so I wasn't so overweight.
48.) What color is your car?
: black
49.) What do you smell like right now?
: cucumber and aloe from my moisturizing lotion
50.) What are your favorite colors?
: Oh I LOVE colors! As a kid my favorite crayon was "curellian blue" (spelling is wrong there). I like darks in my clothing, black, red, navy. I really like using yellow or orange on black (like for fishies or something). I like plain B&W though. I like to use a lot of colors when drawing with soft pastels because it ends up looking like some sort of sorbet. I mostly like the basic eight bold vibrant colors designated by Crayola. Green makes me happy.
51)Do you like mustard?
: fuck yes I do!
52)What do you tell yourself when times get hard?
: damnit this sucks! but there's so many people out there who have it so much worse and don't have the oppertunities to get better like I do so it's being selfish to dwell on it. So shut it, bitch! Buck the fuck up!
53)Would you ever sky dive?
: Oh yes I would love to!
54)Do you sleep on your side, tummy, or back?
: yes
55)What character from a movie most reminds you of yourself?
: It's not a movie but Larry David playing himself on "Curb Your Enthusiasm" has a lot of the same personality flaws as I do.
56)Have you ever bid for something on ebay?:
: never
57)What do you think of Angelina Jolie being pregnant?
: She's adopted so I think it's okay for her to pop her own out now. Being preggers is a serious decision but it seems like she's a loving mom so more power to her.
58)Do you enjoy giving hugs?
: only to hurt children, big dogs, and maybe Tre if we ever get together. Otherwise I usually try to avoid all interpersonal human contact.
59)Would you consider yourself to be fashionable?
: HA HA HA HA HA! No!
60)Do you own a digital camera?
: no but a lot of people in my family do
61)What celeberties have you been compared to?
: Nobody can figure me out like that. The closest is "maybe some sort of cartoon character..."
62)Who is your favorite Star Wars character?
: Jak porkins? Ummm... Chewbacca, R2-D2, Han Solo, Carrie Fisher (not leia), DARTHmotherfukinVADER, and the Insatiable Crumb
63)Does it annoy you when someone says they'll call but never do?
: Nope. I hate telephones.
64)What books, if any, have made you cry?:
: Johnny Got His Gun, Of Mice and Men, Call of the Wild, and there's a really good one I can't remember for the life of me.
65)What are you allergic to?
: assholes and fanatics
66)Are you a jealous person?
: rarely if at all
67)Do you ever feel guilty after eating meat?
: not guilty, no.
68)If you were born the opposite sex, what would your name?
: Alexander something. My sisters would have been Chace Elliot (Julie Ann), Christopher Michael (Krista Michelle), and Jeffrey something (Laura Jean).
