I feel for you, Joe. San Jose will probably win the Stanley Cup within the next five years, and it will be because of the Joe Thornton trade. Jacobs is about as big a fucktard as they come. But we can't forget is partner in fucktardery in the NHL, Bill Wirtz, owner of the Chicago Blackhawks. Sometimes, I can't figure out which won is worse.

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"Well, as it happens, I wrote the damned SOP," Illescue half snarled, "and as of now, you can bar those jackals from any part of this facility until Hell's a hockey rink! Is that perfectly clear?!" - Dr. Franz Illescue - Honor Harrington: At All Costs

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