I was in a movie theater, trying to watch a flick. There was a couple behind me who refused to shut up, no matter how many times I asked. I decided to take a drastic measure. I unbuckled my belt, shucked my pants down to my knees, dropped my boxers, stood up and mooned the couple. I meant to just blast a fart, but I'd eaten Taco Bell earlier,and I ended up blasting them with explosive diarrhea. It took them a minute to realize what'd just happened, which gave me the chance to do a quick wipe with some nearby napkins and scoot out of the row. I made it to the exit when I heard a mingling of screams and retching. The only regret I have is that I had to toss my boxers due to the skid marks.

Was that offensive enough?

Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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