Quote: britneyspearsatemyshorts said: i think if they really wanna renew the franchise they should focus on like a traffic ticket lawyer who feels impotent that he never rose above trying to disporove a jaywalking, so he sucks ass with a guy from jersey in exchange for moderating a forum, and by doing so saves his wife some beatings by feeling manly by moving and deleting posts.....
And even though everyone knows he's gay because he's so outrageously flaming, the closeted traffic ticket lawyer still pretends he's straight by making references to daughters he doesn't actually have because he's shooting blanks.
