"I"? As in yourself? When I say "I," I'm referring to myself, but when you say "I," I hear "you." Kindly make up your mind, sir!
Quote: never
Using absolutes is never (see, there I go) a good idea. There are always exceptions, as you'd know if you gave it a thought.
Quote: learned
Sure, if by "learned" you mean "actually studied," but we learn in a hell of a lot more ways than that. Sometimes just by doing we learn things... like the time Joe Quesada "learned" that donkeys are sluts always ready for a good time.
Quote: to
Is this the infinitive "to" or the preposition "to"? I can never keep them the fuck straight!
Quote: read
How do you pronounce "read," anyway? REED or RED? And if it's RED, how the hell do you keep it from being confused with the color Red? Why is the English language so goddamned stupid?!?
Quote: ...
Ha! Anyone can use an ellipsis... but can anyone use an ellipsis in the right way? What way are we supposed to use an ellipsis, anyway? Why don't they teach this in school, dammit?
