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Marcum: That was an EPIC promo cut by The Outcasts, the reigning Tag Team Champions! Speaking of champions, they don't get any bigger than the Big Cheese World Champ, MisterJLA!

Monroe: Hm. If that's your lead-in, I suppose it's time to talk about the Main Event: MisterJLA defending the World Title against former champion, Nowhereman!

Marcum: Yeah! At this year's RobbleMania, which was the greatest PPV EVAR...

Monroe: Until tonight's event...

Marcum: Of course...at RobbleMania, JLA took the belt from "Nowie" in grueling 60 minute Iron Man match! On the following HAVOK, JLA announced his plans for the title! No more free televised title defenses! The World Title will only be seen on PPV's! This new policy is to ensure that the title earns a new level of prestige!

Monroe: This only ensures that JLA's reign will last longer!

Marcum: You've been listening to PenWing too much.

Monroe: ...

Marcum: Anyhow, JLA also announced a new policy on the HAVOK after RobbleMania: whoever gets the PPV title shots, has to earn them! Nowhereman had to "run the gauntlet", winning the Main Event on HAVOK three weeks in a row just to get his title shot here tonight at REHASH!

First Match

In the first round, Nowhereman pinned LegBreakerererer Stupid Dogg, using "The Black n Blue"!

Monroe: But the win came at a price! Doog concentrated on Nowie's legs, using leglocks to wear him down. This set the stage for the next match in Nowhereman's running of the gauntlet, Nowie vs Winged Creature, Doog's Legbreakererer tag partner!

Marcum: Uh...yeah. As all the fans are aware, we here at the RDCW had technical problems during the Main Event that week. That match was never shown: UNTIL NOW!