Cut to a black screen with "HAVOK 4/18/06" written in white letters.
A jumbled, blurry mess of highlights are shown from Nowhereman vs Winged Creature. Much like Stupid Doog before him, WC focused his attack on Nowhereman's legs. JLA watched from the rampway, while talking on a cell phone...
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JLA: Can you hear me now? Good. Can you hear me now? Good. Can you hear me now? Good.
Soon, Hardcore Poon champion Captain Howdy joins JLA on the ramp!
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Howdy: You goon! Who are you talking to?
JLA: Joe Mama. He won't answer my private messages, and since thedoctor banned him for 30 days, this is the only way I can talk to him! On the telly!
Howdy: We call television "the telly", you tit-head!
JLA: Oh yeah, I forgot. So...Joe and I are discussing strategy! Winged Creature is doing OK, but I don't think he'll defeat Now here man! If Now here man wins this match, he'll be one step closer to a title shot at REHASH! I've got to find a way to stop him from making it to the greatest PPV of all time!
Howdy: Just let me at 'em! I'll murder him!
JLA: No, I don't want you getting involved! You're the Hardcore Poon champ, and you can't risk an injury by trying to take out Nowhereman, that tossbag!
Howdy: Have it yer way! I hope for yer sake you have a better plan for next week than this! Later, gimp!
JLA: Toodle-oo !
Howdy heads for the back, just as Nowhereman pins Winged Creature using "The Twisted Sister"...
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JLA: FUCK!
"Kickstart my heart" plays, as Nowhereman stares down JLA. JLA brandishes a mic...
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JLA: One more HAVOK until REHASH! I must admit, you've done well to this point. Or maybe I haven't been testing you well enough. You've done well in singles matches...but how will you fare in a handicap match against: HOMELAND SECURITY???
Just then, wbam and the G-man emerge from the crowd, and try to attack Nowhereman. Before they hit the ring, Nowhereman runs to the announcer's table, and secures a chair. He rolls back into the ring, and invites Homeland Security into the ring. wbam and The G-Man back off.
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JLA: You won't be able to use that chair next week! And if, check that: when you lose, you'll be out of the Main Event at REHASH! And then I'll be able to choose my opponent! I haven't decided who it will be, but it sure as Hell won't be you!
Toodle-oo !
