*The scene shifts, according to words at the bottom of the screen, it's the basement meeting facitlites of the Il Palazzo hotel in Fukuoka, Japan. Ariel is on the screen along with BFE. Ariel is dressed up like Excel from Excel Saga, BFE looks the same as ever. Ariel raises her arm in a salute.*
Ariel (yelling): HAAAAAAAAAIIIIILLLLLLLL JOHNNY EVIL!!!
&BFE puts his hand up as well, but not as high. He's holding some sort of fried food.*
BFE: Hail.
*The camera turns, revealing JE on a raised platform. He's sitting in an elaborate chair, but the whole "Excel Saga" thing gets thrown off because Johnny is dressed up like a Japanese "Yankee Punk" (which is kind of ironic because Yankee Punks look as though they're trying to look like Caucasian bikers).*
JE: No. I'm not Johnny Evil anymore. That's all over now. We need to make a change.
Ariel: YES!! I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING!! WHAT DO YOU WISH TO BE CALLED NOW SIR?!!
JE: From now on, I'm Evil Wrestler Johnny.
Ariel: WOW!! WHAT A GREAT NAME!! IT'S SO DIFFERENT FROM YOUR OLD ONE!!
EWJ: We will all need new names for out new purpose. Ariel, your new code name is Ramada.
Ramada: THANKS!! THAT'S A GREAT NAME!!
EWJ: Big Fat Elvis, you are now Big Fat Osaka Elvis.
BFOE: Osaka?
Ramada: OF COURSE!! ANYONE IN MANGA OR ANIME WHO HAS AN ACCENT IS FROM OSAKA, NO MATTER WHAT THE ACCENT IS!! HERE!! LET ME HELP YOU FEEL AT HOME!!
*Ramada hits BFOE with a paper fan.*
BFOE: Er, ok. Can I get some more of this fried squid?
Ramada: SEE?!! YOU'RE GETTING INTO IT ALREADY!!
EWJ: We will use the limited knowledge of Japanese culture we've gotten from anime and manga to take over RDCW! From this day forward, we are...
...THE OTAKU!
Ramada: WOW, COOL!! WHEN DO WE START?!!
EWJ: We have one more member to recruit before we head back, but we'll be back soon. Very soon. Like at the next Havok or something. I should have already stopped speaking...
Ramada: IT'S OK!! YOU JUST NEED TO COME UP WITH A BIG ENDING!!
EWJ: Right! I'm Evil Wrestler Johnny, 22 years old. My goal is to be the evilest wrestler in RDCW! With the Otaku ny my side, there's no stopping me. And they're by my side even though I'm a tough loner!
Ramada: THAT'S RIGHT!!
BFOE: Now, about the fried squid...
EWJ: You'll get it, now just pose dramatically so we can fade out:
BFOE: OK...
*They pose dramatically and the scene fades out.*
