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Don't crawl in...that's just icky.



Don't you mean "sticky"?



Could be both. Did you lube her properly?



I tried, but she kept running away...



Did she leave a snail trail?



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(Oh, man...I'm sorry 'bout that comment. But did she?)



I dunno, I was kinda drunk, sos I don't 'member...but she's a slippy one, that one...


Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi