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David Finn (6/18/2006 1:11:06 AM): Are you coming or going, m'dear?
shannon (6/18/2006 1:13:00 AM): i've never tried multi tasking those
David Finn (6/18/2006 1:13:14 AM): Heh...
shannon (6/18/2006 1:14:04 AM):
David Finn (6/18/2006 1:14:25 AM):
shannon (6/18/2006 1:15:39 AM):
David Finn (6/18/2006 1:15:50 AM):
shannon (6/18/2006 1:17:24 AM):
David Finn (6/18/2006 1:17:38 AM):
shannon (6/18/2006 1:19:56 AM): Heh
David Finn (6/18/2006 1:20:08 AM):
shannon (6/18/2006 1:22:15 AM):
David Finn (6/18/2006 1:22:30 AM):
shannon (6/18/2006 1:23:19 AM): YAY
David Finn (6/18/2006 1:24:00 AM): Yee-HAW!!!
shannon (6/18/2006 1:24:38 AM): yeah?
David Finn (6/18/2006 1:24:47 AM): Oh yeah!
shannon (6/18/2006 1:25:35 AM): Reaaly now?
David Finn (6/18/2006 1:25:49 AM): Sure!
shannon (6/18/2006 1:27:22 AM): mmm hrm
David Finn (6/18/2006 1:27:43 AM): Hrm?
shannon (6/18/2006 1:28:02 AM): uh...phil will be joining us next week...
David Finn (6/18/2006 1:28:16 AM): Okay...s'fine.
David Finn (6/18/2006 1:28:28 AM): Are y'all sure he'll be able to join in?
David Finn (6/18/2006 1:28:38 AM): Why do you think that'd bother me?
shannon (6/18/2006 1:29:07 AM): 'cause he was bugging me about it an hour ago
shannon (6/18/2006 1:29:17 AM): uh, iono
shannon (6/18/2006 1:29:29 AM): closet homo bible thumper
David Finn (6/18/2006 1:29:35 AM): I don't care. The more the merrier.
shannon (6/18/2006 1:29:58 AM): exactly
David Finn (6/18/2006 1:30:29 AM): I don't think he's gay...I just know he loves 'em massive.
David Finn (6/18/2006 1:30:39 AM): His dreamgirl is Jabba The Slut.
David Finn (6/18/2006 1:30:49 AM): Or Mandy Blake...whichever...
shannon (6/18/2006 1:31:37 AM): so wrong...just so wrong
David Finn (6/18/2006 1:32:20 AM): Yeah...but funny.
David Finn (6/18/2006 1:33:06 AM): He'd like to get himself some of her:
David Finn (6/18/2006 1:33:17 AM): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoPW5RsMftQ&search=trading%20spouses
shannon (6/18/2006 1:33:39 AM): that shit could feed half of africa!
David Finn (6/18/2006 1:33:49 AM): But who'd eat it?
shannon (6/18/2006 1:34:03 AM): i've always wondered if he collects them to fit one inside the other
shannon (6/18/2006 1:34:15 AM): throw enough butter on it i'm sure someoen will
David Finn (6/18/2006 1:34:26 AM): His own li'l gangbang with none of the extra effort...hmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
shannon (6/18/2006 1:35:42 AM): fat rolls count as gangbangs?
David Finn (6/18/2006 1:36:40 AM): I think any penetration into these whales is good enough...I was thinking that their vags are all lined up one after another. One thrust penetrates all the chubbies.
shannon (6/18/2006 1:38:48 AM): narley
David Finn (6/18/2006 1:39:02 AM): Yeah...heh heh hehhhhhhhhhh.
shannon (6/18/2006 1:40:47 AM): i'll still never understand it though
David Finn (6/18/2006 1:41:09 AM): What? Sammitch's infatuation with chubby chasing?
shannon (6/18/2006 1:41:25 AM): yes
shannon (6/18/2006 1:41:36 AM): i'm sorry but he's beyond "chubby"
David Finn (6/18/2006 1:42:06 AM): He's into the corpulent gals?
David Finn (6/18/2006 1:42:14 AM): The 300+ pounders?
shannon (6/18/2006 1:42:45 AM): he's supposedly dated a few
David Finn (6/18/2006 1:43:42 AM): He's dated over 300lbs? You know this? He told you this?
shannon (6/18/2006 1:44:00 AM): yes
David Finn (6/18/2006 1:44:11 AM): Wow...just...wow.
shannon (6/18/2006 1:44:21 AM): it was part of the 25 times with meeko conversation
shannon (6/18/2006 1:44:47 AM): he likes the 125 gals all the way to the 300+ gals....
shannon (6/18/2006 1:44:56 AM): i don't understand the latter
David Finn (6/18/2006 1:45:02 AM): Y'know what? I can actually believe that part - the 300lb chicks.
David Finn (6/18/2006 1:45:10 AM): More cushion for the pushin'?
David Finn (6/18/2006 1:45:22 AM): Maybe a self-esteem issue?
shannon (6/18/2006 1:46:12 AM): probably
shannon (6/18/2006 1:47:22 AM): but when the cushion is the size of a kindergartener, that just has to get in the way...
David Finn (6/18/2006 1:48:18 AM): Maybe it's like slipping into a featherbed with down comforter...all soft and warm and inviting...whatever gets you where you need to go, I guess?
shannon (6/18/2006 1:49:08 AM): i guess
shannon (6/18/2006 1:49:31 AM): one day though, he's gonna drown or be broken in half
David Finn (6/18/2006 1:49:36 AM): Maybe set him up with Jabba...amek an honest woman outta her.
shannon (6/18/2006 1:51:36 AM): dear lord no
David Finn (6/18/2006 1:51:46 AM): NO for her or for him?
shannon (6/18/2006 1:51:55 AM): i've lived with her, seen the shit she's into, i wish that upon no one
David Finn (6/18/2006 1:52:26 AM): Heh...I can't even imagine what that means.
shannon (6/18/2006 1:52:59 AM): uh
shannon (6/18/2006 1:53:25 AM): candle wax, gangbangs, heavy bondage
shannon (6/18/2006 1:53:34 AM): ....i've seen it all in that house....
David Finn (6/18/2006 1:53:39 AM): Gangbangs???
David Finn (6/18/2006 1:53:47 AM): Ugh...urggg...
shannon (6/18/2006 1:53:56 AM): mm hmm
shannon (6/18/2006 1:54:28 AM): i was still living there, she'd invite people over, get totally shitfaced and pop in some porn
shannon (6/18/2006 1:54:31 AM): they'd all go at it
David Finn (6/18/2006 1:54:32 AM): I'd be afriad to meet the men who've teamed up on her...I'd have to kill them just on general principle.
shannon (6/18/2006 1:54:35 AM): on nasty fat orgy
David Finn (6/18/2006 1:54:56 AM): I guess the rolls really are just as good as the real thing...
shannon (6/18/2006 1:55:52 AM): i really don't wanna know
David Finn (6/18/2006 1:56:09 AM): Thankfully, you couldn't find out.
shannon (6/18/2006 1:56:31 AM): couldn't, or wouldn't
shannon (6/18/2006 1:56:38 AM): i was invited on many occassions
shannon (6/18/2006 1:56:46 AM): nasty naked blob in my bedroom...
David Finn (6/18/2006 1:57:03 AM): I'd say couldn't...unless you have certain body parts (are you secretly Uschi?)
shannon (6/18/2006 1:57:19 AM): heh
shannon (6/18/2006 1:57:44 AM): hurm i'll have to ask now
shannon (6/18/2006 1:58:05 AM): we have a friend who went gay shortly after boffing i then her...
David Finn (6/18/2006 1:58:18 AM): Don't feel obligated.
David Finn (6/18/2006 1:58:43 AM): I think it's safe to say he went gay after tapping her and realizing that...well, that he'd tapped her.
shannon (6/18/2006 1:59:20 AM): yes
shannon (6/18/2006 1:59:28 AM): would explain the cross dressing
David Finn (6/18/2006 1:59:44 AM): Unless you're Paris Hilton bad in bed...
shannon (6/18/2006 2:00:43 AM): oh damn, you found my secret
David Finn (6/18/2006 2:01:03 AM): I can't imagine two or more guys saying, "Yeah! Let's fuck Jabba!" and going to town on every orifice...
David Finn (6/18/2006 2:01:14 AM): (Heh...you're a dead lay...tee hee!)
shannon (6/18/2006 2:02:37 AM): honestly i think it was the endless beer and the swing in her living room
David Finn (6/18/2006 2:03:36 AM): Who goes in the swing???
shannon (6/18/2006 2:04:45 AM): lets just say i had to help with alot of reenforcing...
David Finn (6/18/2006 2:05:05 AM): I just threw up a little in my mouth...
shannon (6/18/2006 2:06:24 AM): yeah i do regularly
shannon (6/18/2006 2:06:34 AM): i wish i left some screws out now
David Finn (6/18/2006 2:07:49 AM): That's just...I don't even know what to say. Perhaps it IS best that she and Sammitch not meet...
shannon (6/18/2006 2:09:41 AM): exactly
shannon (6/18/2006 2:10:03 AM): oh, and mind you, wheni moved out, they still didn't have curtains up.
David Finn (6/18/2006 2:10:52 AM): Please tell me they live in building that's high above street level.
shannon (6/18/2006 2:12:40 AM): nope
shannon (6/18/2006 2:13:04 AM): your average ghetto (literally we were slumming) bungalo
David Finn (6/18/2006 2:14:28 AM): I don't even want to ask this but..."So they could be seen from the street? That must've been interesting when someone would walk by and by chance look in..."
shannon (6/18/2006 2:15:16 AM): lets just say poverty and blacks are the reason for crime
shannon (6/18/2006 2:15:22 AM): its fat ulgy white bitches
David Finn (6/18/2006 2:16:15 AM): I'd think the suicide rate would be huge...no pun intended.
shannon (6/18/2006 2:16:32 AM): heh
shannon (6/18/2006 2:16:41 AM): and now you have me enabling another fatty
David Finn (6/18/2006 2:16:53 AM): NOt me, babe.
David Finn (6/18/2006 2:17:21 AM): I've no idea what yer talkin' ah-boot.
shannon (6/18/2006 2:18:08 AM): no really, giving her a pole and a camera is just enabling the horny fatty for more crap
David Finn (6/18/2006 2:18:47 AM): She's only 20lbs heavier than you...what's that make her, 110? 120?
David Finn (6/18/2006 2:19:04 AM): Though if anyone needs to be enabled to the dark side, it's her.
shannon (6/18/2006 2:19:40 AM): from a few conversations, she doesn't need to be enabled, she just needs to come out of the closet
David Finn (6/18/2006 2:19:59 AM): What makes you think she's bi/gay?
shannon (6/18/2006 2:20:12 AM): no no
shannon (6/18/2006 2:20:19 AM): not the orientation closet
shannon (6/18/2006 2:20:22 AM): the freak closet
David Finn (6/18/2006 2:20:46 AM): Ah...yes. And I want a ringside seat when that gets revealed.
shannon (6/18/2006 2:21:29 AM): as do i
David Finn (6/18/2006 2:22:37 AM): I'll settle for a copy of the email detailing how she used her "birthday gifts".
David Finn (6/18/2006 2:22:47 AM): I'd feel a great sense of pride.
shannon (6/18/2006 2:29:13 AM): yeah
shannon (6/18/2006 2:29:39 AM): we'll see
shannon (6/18/2006 2:30:35 AM): i'm sending the camera down next week...let that settle in and the rest will be a lovely birthday surprise
David Finn (6/18/2006 2:30:58 AM): Will you include a card? Y'gotta have a card!
shannon (6/18/2006 2:31:33 AM): Y'know
shannon (6/18/2006 2:31:46 AM): hurm
shannon (6/18/2006 2:32:40 AM): yes
David Finn (6/18/2006 2:32:52 AM): Something sweet, like "To a great person and a good friend on her birthday". Something sappy and sweet and all Ya-Ya Sisterhood.
shannon (6/18/2006 2:33:12 AM): haha
shannon (6/18/2006 2:34:05 AM): yeah i'll like, step into a hallmark and buy one
shannon (6/18/2006 2:34:14 AM): and mail it out
shannon (6/18/2006 2:34:25 AM): and i promise, i won't tape condoms or a morning after pill to it...
David Finn (6/18/2006 2:36:02 AM): Write a note along the lines of: "Despite our differences, and the times we've clashed, I feel that you and I have grown close in our time knowing each other. I see you as a friend and as a role model. You are a beautiful person, inside and out. I feel lucky to know you and I thank you for being in my life."
David Finn (6/18/2006 2:36:21 AM): And feel free to tape a condom or a morning after pill. That'd be funny too.
shannon (6/18/2006 2:37:25 AM): awww okay i will
David Finn (6/18/2006 2:38:44 AM): On second thought, better not send her the morning after pill. Lord knows what that'll do...she might actually have an emaculate conception or something.
shannon (6/18/2006 2:39:08 AM): exactly
shannon (6/18/2006 2:39:39 AM): eh its okay
shannon (6/18/2006 2:39:50 AM): i stuffed enough crap into the latin bible
David Finn (6/18/2006 2:40:01 AM): Like what?
shannon (6/18/2006 2:40:21 AM): well
shannon (6/18/2006 2:41:33 AM): it has that nice tangy smell of spermicide, homemade condom bookmark, and some douche on the back and signed by yours truly
David Finn (6/18/2006 2:41:57 AM): You are truly one of the Fallen.
David Finn (6/18/2006 2:42:02 AM):
shannon (6/18/2006 2:43:01 AM): really, i had nothing better to do when they kicked me out of religion class for not speaking latin
David Finn (6/18/2006 2:44:01 AM): Poor girl...just think of what would've happened if you'd been able to get past In nomine de Patri et Fili et Spiritus Sancti...
shannon (6/18/2006 2:46:55 AM): yeah...12 years later i still see no point...
shannon (6/18/2006 2:46:59 AM): thanks for confirming that
David Finn (6/18/2006 2:47:53 AM): No problem...I took Greek. I can read the Odyssey in its original language and say the Hail Mary in Greek. Fat load of good it's done me. Classical languages suck balls.
shannon (6/18/2006 2:48:53 AM): heh
shannon (6/18/2006 2:49:23 AM): eh well spanish has only helped me with "thanks grams i love the sweater" and "two beers, and where's your bathroom?"
David Finn (6/18/2006 2:50:44 AM): French was nice when I went there and surprised everyone with my ability to curse out the student body in their native language and buy booze. Spanish was one step up from useless - I learned more useful Spanish on Sesame Street...
shannon (6/18/2006 2:51:24 AM): exactly
shannon (6/18/2006 2:52:36 AM): but they really didn't cover "your immagrant grandmother is pissed about _____"
David Finn (6/18/2006 2:53:34 AM): Or, "Excuse me, but I read French at a kindergarten level. Can I blow of this class and go drink at teh Eiffel Tower?"
shannon (6/18/2006 2:56:04 AM): then again, its a show with a bird that i'm still unsure of its gender
David Finn (6/18/2006 2:58:38 AM): And I firmly believe that the show was created on acid and the entire cast was on some great drugs during filming.
shannon (6/18/2006 2:59:59 AM): isn't that the way wiht most of those htings?
David Finn (6/18/2006 3:00:27 AM): Mr. Rogers, maybe. Teletubbies, there's no doubt.
shannon (6/18/2006 3:01:15 AM): mr. rogers was just a molestation telecast
shannon (6/18/2006 3:01:22 AM): wait sorry, that was mr. dress-up
David Finn (6/18/2006 3:01:42 AM): Heh.
David Finn (6/18/2006 3:02:08 AM): Mr. Rogers definitely had a dead hooker collection in his basement...
shannon (6/18/2006 3:02:09 AM): and ZOOM...were the products of said telecast
shannon (6/18/2006 3:02:43 AM): hookers? i woulda figured a meth lab
David Finn (6/18/2006 3:03:43 AM): He didn't need a meth lab. The mailman was his hookup.
shannon (6/18/2006 3:04:31 AM): so that's why he changed his shoes
David Finn (6/18/2006 3:06:59 AM): Exactly.
David Finn (6/18/2006 3:07:18 AM): And the suit to sweater? To hide out from the cops.
shannon (6/18/2006 3:07:34 AM): hurm
shannon (6/18/2006 3:07:38 AM): and the trolly?
David Finn (6/18/2006 3:07:49 AM): Transport.
shannon (6/18/2006 3:08:14 AM): okay
shannon (6/18/2006 3:08:36 AM): and the king puppet
David Finn (6/18/2006 3:09:15 AM): One of his dealers. Probably did some pimpin' too.
shannon (6/18/2006 3:10:37 AM): ah well it all makes sense now
David Finn (6/18/2006 3:11:14 AM): Lady Aberlain. The cat puppet. Hoes. The cat actually charged less cuz she was a crackhead and a nympho.
shannon (6/18/2006 3:14:21 AM): i see
shannon (6/18/2006 3:14:33 AM): then there had to be something behind "come be my neighbour"
David Finn (6/18/2006 3:15:16 AM): A nice sentiment, meant to lull kids and parents into a false sense of security before they get hooked on Fred's product.
David Finn (6/18/2006 3:15:24 AM): Fred Rogers is a sneaky one...
shannon (6/18/2006 3:17:28 AM): yet, we turn out sane
David Finn (6/18/2006 3:17:50 AM): Thank God for Nancy Reagan and "Just Say No To Drugs"...
shannon (6/18/2006 3:18:38 AM): nancy reagan, was that the dyke bitch from Nick News?
David Finn (6/18/2006 3:18:53 AM): Pretty much.
David Finn (6/18/2006 3:19:01 AM): Married to Ronald Reagan.
David Finn (6/18/2006 3:19:13 AM): Probably munched carpet...
shannon (6/18/2006 3:20:02 AM): i think they all do
shannon (6/18/2006 3:21:37 AM): its not hard to convert one
David Finn (6/18/2006 3:21:51 AM): I've noticed that.
David Finn (6/18/2006 3:22:20 AM): I can understand...being a man devoted to the women and their...perks.
shannon (6/18/2006 3:22:58 AM): really, even ashley is easy to convert
David Finn (6/18/2006 3:23:12 AM): I think she's begging to be converted.
shannon (6/18/2006 3:23:31 AM): yeah
shannon (6/18/2006 3:24:03 AM): no normal person would have a 2hr conversation on swallowing
David Finn (6/18/2006 3:24:12 AM): Another momentous occasion that I'd either want to witness or get the pictures/film.
David Finn (6/18/2006 3:24:18 AM): What's her stance?
shannon (6/18/2006 3:24:55 AM): oh she wont do it
shannon (6/18/2006 3:25:09 AM): as much as i tried to convince her
David Finn (6/18/2006 3:25:10 AM): She won't swallow? Or she won't suck dick?
shannon (6/18/2006 3:25:33 AM): i have her a bit warmed up to sucking dick, but she refuses to swallow
David Finn (6/18/2006 3:25:52 AM): Well, maybe she'll learn. I hope she learns.
shannon (6/18/2006 3:26:09 AM): her type, she'll learn
shannon (6/18/2006 3:27:13 AM): frankly she's a good decade behind
David Finn (6/18/2006 3:27:25 AM): I think your gifts will definitely send her on the right path.
David Finn (6/18/2006 3:28:02 AM): Has she had her bean flicked?
David Finn (6/18/2006 3:28:12 AM): Exactly how much has she dome?
David Finn (6/18/2006 3:28:16 AM): Done...
shannon (6/18/2006 3:28:44 AM): probably
shannon (6/18/2006 3:28:48 AM): i haven't really asked
David Finn (6/18/2006 3:30:31 AM): No doubt she's kissed. Probably been felt up under the bra. Nipples sucked? Don't think so. Heavy petting? Good bet. Past that, I'm doubtful.
shannon (6/18/2006 3:31:18 AM): yeah
shannon (6/18/2006 3:31:50 AM): they'll definetely pull that final cord, thoughi have a feeling she's gonna fall on her head hanging from that pole
David Finn (6/18/2006 3:32:32 AM): I think she's go easy on the pole at first and work her way to full blown stripper action.
shannon (6/18/2006 3:33:13 AM): yeah
David Finn (6/18/2006 3:33:17 AM): But I think she's at least 6 months away from giving up the goods.
shannon (6/18/2006 3:33:37 AM): oh at least
shannon (6/18/2006 3:33:57 AM): she keeps bugging me to come down and give lessons, in what i don't know
shannon (6/18/2006 3:34:45 AM): ...if only i didn't have to save miles to go to nashua in the fall
David Finn (6/18/2006 3:34:53 AM): Is she serious or shitting around? I'd think she's trying to goof around. Lord knows what she'd do if you knocked on her door and jumped her when she opened it saying, "Your lesson begins now!"
David Finn (6/18/2006 3:35:01 AM): Nashua, NH?
shannon (6/18/2006 3:35:34 AM): yeah
shannon (6/18/2006 3:35:39 AM): family...bah!
David Finn (6/18/2006 3:36:00 AM): Heh...you should sneak down to Boston and hang.
shannon (6/18/2006 3:36:42 AM): heh
shannon (6/18/2006 3:36:51 AM): her, klint, you
shannon (6/18/2006 3:36:54 AM): damn you people!!!
David Finn (6/18/2006 3:37:42 AM): The difference being Klint and I aren't hoping you jump us. Klint's gay and I'm hoping to not get maced...
David Finn (6/18/2006 3:37:47 AM): Whoops...
shannon (6/18/2006 3:38:36 AM): s'okay i'm out of mace
shannon (6/18/2006 3:38:40 AM): fuckers, i don't have change
David Finn (6/18/2006 3:38:49 AM): I think Ashley does her rosary and says, "Please let her come and have her way with me! Puh-LEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSE!!!
shannon (6/18/2006 3:39:27 AM): oh no doubt the girl wants a clam bake
David Finn (6/18/2006 3:40:21 AM): Can you imagine what she'd be like if you gave it to her? You'd get a permanent place in her Myspace!
David Finn (6/18/2006 3:40:32 AM): What more can a person ask for???
shannon (6/18/2006 3:41:34 AM): a lager and some potato wedges?
David Finn (6/18/2006 3:41:49 AM): Okay, y'got me there.
shannon (6/18/2006 3:43:29 AM): she wouldn't even cook me breafkast
David Finn (6/18/2006 3:44:07 AM): She'd be too busy praying for her legs to stop shaking.
shannon (6/18/2006 3:48:03 AM): eh, so she's bow legged for a week
shannon (6/18/2006 3:48:29 AM): she'd be lucky her nipples are still intact
David Finn (6/18/2006 3:49:03 AM): She'd be too scared to touch 'em - too afraid to make the tingling worse.
shannon (6/18/2006 3:50:09 AM): god, that has to be the best thing i've ever disgusted her with
David Finn (6/18/2006 3:50:31 AM): Oversensitive nips?
shannon (6/18/2006 3:50:57 AM): no, certain piercings
David Finn (6/18/2006 3:51:17 AM): Oh...
shannon (6/18/2006 3:51:56 AM): yeah
shannon (6/18/2006 3:52:07 AM): but yet days of "how can you walk with that??"
David Finn (6/18/2006 3:53:31 AM): Betcha she was touching herself after that conversation and accidentally () got herself off.
shannon (6/18/2006 3:55:19 AM): y'know, that does nothing for me for some reason
David Finn (6/18/2006 3:55:48 AM): I'd hope not. An accidental orgasm is nothing to laugh at.
shannon (6/18/2006 3:58:08 AM): heh
shannon (6/18/2006 3:58:22 AM): even her flood gates opening does nothing
shannon (6/18/2006 3:58:33 AM): we'd have to call FEMA
David Finn (6/18/2006 3:58:42 AM): Poor girl probably thought she was being attacked by satanic forces, or was touched my an angel...
shannon (6/18/2006 3:59:41 AM): so thats why the dog aquired the taste of her snatch?
David Finn (6/18/2006 3:59:59 AM): Oh man...that's just wrong...
David Finn (6/18/2006 4:00:17 AM): Peanut butter and girl-jelly...
shannon (6/18/2006 4:03:31 AM): eeerrmmm nasty
David Finn (6/18/2006 4:03:41 AM): Heh.
shannon (6/18/2006 4:06:09 AM): oh the things i could do to her htough!
David Finn (6/18/2006 4:06:47 AM): You do realize that you could stick with the vanilla stuff and still blow her doors off, right?
David Finn (6/18/2006 4:07:08 AM): Not that the idea of doing freaky things to her isn't appealing...
shannon (6/18/2006 4:08:25 AM): oh i know, simply spanking h er would have her going til monday where she'd show off the hand print
David Finn (6/18/2006 4:09:12 AM): She'd post a pic on the boards...oh, the photoshop potential there alone...!
shannon (6/18/2006 4:12:24 AM): yeah
shannon (6/18/2006 4:12:41 AM): dude, i doubt she can work a camera
David Finn (6/18/2006 4:13:11 AM): I guess she'd need...private instruction.
shannon (6/18/2006 4:16:21 AM): naw, i already know she waxes, no need for pictures
David Finn (6/18/2006 4:17:19 AM): She's got the shaved ham, eh? Interesting...I had her pegged as au natural. A nicely trimmed triangle, maybe a landing strip.
shannon (6/18/2006 4:20:14 AM): yeah i had her as a fire bush too
shannon (6/18/2006 4:20:25 AM): but appearently she does the naturdal wax thing
David Finn (6/18/2006 4:22:10 AM): Meh...not really my thing.
shannon (6/18/2006 4:23:12 AM): yeah
shannon (6/18/2006 4:23:47 AM): disturbing, usually a sign tha the stink has a bit of a beard going on
David Finn (6/18/2006 4:25:26 AM): I just don't like getting scratched with the stubble when I'm trying to do my thing. Or looking at it and having to remind myself that she's of age. Gimme a nicely trimmed thatch any day.
shannon (6/18/2006 4:28:19 AM): heh...yeah
shannon (6/18/2006 4:31:54 AM): ultimately though, i'd just love to get her smashed
David Finn (6/18/2006 4:32:12 AM): Yes...I'd love to see what kind of a drunk she is.
David Finn (6/18/2006 4:32:28 AM): Which is why PJP needs to host the RKMB-Fest.
shannon (6/18/2006 4:33:03 AM): 'xactly
David Finn (6/18/2006 4:33:31 AM): I'd be willing to bet that she gets all blasphemous once she's had a few in her.
David Finn (6/18/2006 4:33:34 AM): Drinks, that is.
shannon (6/18/2006 4:34:34 AM): i doubt she'd drink
shannon (6/18/2006 4:34:45 AM): unless it was something obscenely girlie
shannon (6/18/2006 4:35:07 AM): soaked fruit would be easier
shannon (6/18/2006 4:35:34 AM): she'd probably yack your ear off for ten minutes then pass out
David Finn (6/18/2006 4:35:45 AM): Fine by me. Vodka soaked watermelon. Appletini. Woo woo shots. They'll all get you drunk.
David Finn (6/18/2006 4:37:23 AM): I don't think she's yack, then pass out. I think she'd be all lovey-dovey and rubbin up against people. Then she'd ramble on about her theories about wanking and sex. Then she'd drink more (or eat more fruit). Then she'd giggle about "OmiGAWD! I'm soooooooooo drunk!"
David Finn (6/18/2006 4:37:28 AM): Then she'd pass out.
shannon (6/18/2006 4:38:23 AM): yeah seems more likely
shannon (6/18/2006 4:38:49 AM): ah well, one day my scratch offs will pay off for this
David Finn (6/18/2006 4:38:54 AM): I could also see her making out with another girl.
shannon (6/18/2006 4:39:30 AM): heh yeah that too
David Finn (6/18/2006 4:41:15 AM): "See? I'm open minded about sex an' stuff! I kissed a girl and I liked it! It was soooooooo hot!!! Weeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"
shannon (6/18/2006 4:42:43 AM): yes
shannon (6/18/2006 4:42:50 AM): possibly, even topless me thinks
David Finn (6/18/2006 4:43:06 AM): Yes. Definitely a flasher.
shannon (6/18/2006 4:45:42 AM): indeed
shannon (6/18/2006 4:46:13 AM): i can see her publically stripping, but not strip poker-ish
David Finn (6/18/2006 4:46:42 AM): I think she's more of a lift-her-top type.
David Finn (6/18/2006 4:46:58 AM): Start off all coy, then gradually show more longer.
shannon (6/18/2006 4:47:40 AM): yes, though she's workable to the stage of bra and panties
David Finn (6/18/2006 4:48:03 AM): Y'think down to panties?
shannon (6/18/2006 4:48:23 AM): oh definetly
shannon (6/18/2006 4:48:39 AM): it'd take a bit of work, and maybe a bit of cash, but it'd work
David Finn (6/18/2006 4:48:44 AM): Hm, I wouldn't think so...
David Finn (6/18/2006 4:48:58 AM): I think she'd think that she was a dirty girl for that.
shannon (6/18/2006 4:49:28 AM): ah yes
shannon (6/18/2006 4:49:32 AM): but see, you work it slow
shannon (6/18/2006 4:49:57 AM): small steps of unzipping and rolling down the jeans
David Finn (6/18/2006 4:50:14 AM): Then I'd say you have a magic touch. I don't see how to get her to do it, slowly or whatever.
David Finn (6/18/2006 4:50:42 AM): Maybe get her to grind on a pole to some sexy music, but strip off the jeans?
shannon (6/18/2006 4:51:05 AM): yes
David Finn (6/18/2006 4:51:15 AM): Maybe get her down to hot pants or daisy dukes by complimenting her legs.
shannon (6/18/2006 4:52:01 AM): yes that works too in said process
shannon (6/18/2006 4:53:26 AM): really, if you allow the shirt ot stay on and the jeans to be zipped she'd eventually get comfortable enough
David Finn (6/18/2006 4:53:33 AM): I'll tell you this, I'd be amazed if you were able to pull it off. There'd be some reward for your efforts, though I'm damned if I know what...maybe some lager and potato wedges.
shannon (6/18/2006 4:54:32 AM): yes, wheni can drink agao i better damned well be rewarded
David Finn (6/18/2006 4:56:11 AM): If you got her to do any kind of serious stripping, I'd personally ensure that you wouldn't pay for a drink (or a potato wedge) for the rest of the night/weekend.
shannon (6/18/2006 4:57:16 AM): heh
shannon (6/18/2006 4:57:25 AM): in that case i'd start eating meat again!
shannon (6/18/2006 4:57:38 AM): i've doneit before, and its quite easy
David Finn (6/18/2006 4:58:47 AM): Damn.
shannon (6/18/2006 4:59:47 AM): i guess key point would be offering up my clothing as well
shannon (6/18/2006 4:59:51 AM): sometimes helps
David Finn (6/18/2006 5:00:14 AM): On top of that, if got her to grind to any song and repeat, "I'm a pious girl...I'm such a pious girl", I'd probably have to up the reward.
David Finn (6/18/2006 5:00:41 AM): Co-nudity would probably make her feel more comfortable...damn, that'd be funny...
shannon (6/18/2006 5:01:26 AM): oh?
David Finn (6/18/2006 5:01:50 AM): The pious girl grinding and strip tease.
David Finn (6/18/2006 5:01:58 AM): Not the co-nudity.
shannon (6/18/2006 5:02:21 AM): Ah, yes very
shannon (6/18/2006 5:02:44 AM): really, she'd need a new name too
shannon (6/18/2006 5:02:54 AM): like amber, or glitter....
David Finn (6/18/2006 5:02:57 AM): Dusty
David Finn (6/18/2006 5:03:04 AM): Dusty Vagg.
shannon (6/18/2006 5:03:22 AM): heh
David Finn (6/18/2006 5:03:39 AM): I'm going to bed. Ididn't realize it's 5am.
shannon (6/18/2006 5:03:55 AM): FUCK, it is..yeah...me too
David Finn (6/18/2006 5:04:04 AM): See ye later Shannon.
shannon (6/18/2006 5:04:15 AM): yep, night

I just read that entire chat. There's a couple of places I could have added to it, but that would be ungentlemanly of me.

well that's what you fuckin' get for ditching us at 11.

Yeah, Rex, you baby-bladdered fucking lightweight. Stay up next time. The conversations get funnier and more surreal.

You'll get them once you show your rack.

My comment was funnier. S'true.

for me.

Joe's was

Rex's was

Please post security-cam footage of this. Also, make sure the "Cry Freedom" moment is in slow motion, m'kay?

I bet you won your case, though, right?

How could he overrule her motion?

I hate you, Pro.

Oh, I can't stay mad at you...