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yes I think we all learned a valuable lesson, I'm not sure what that lesson was......... but we all learned it


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We learned:

1) that I'm a Verizon-hawking idiot

2) that your fetishes lean more towards the inflatable

3) that Prometheus has a bright future as a Canadian sex chatline operator

4) that Rob trolls gay clubs in Montreal to get his pooper punctured

5) that Sneaky Bunny has a computer that utilizes braille...and that she rubs against it for pleasurable purposes

6) that, somewhere in the greater Detroit area is a very large woman with a webcam wedged somewhere in her

7) collecting Barbie is gayer than collecting My Little Pony, but only by a small margin

8) that watching Ellen Degeneres performing her standup comedy while getting a rimjob from Portia De Rossi is not as repulsive as we'd been led to believe


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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I can't voice chat tonight. I reformatted my hard drive yesterday and I can't find drivers to my sound card. I'm doing the whole windows update thing so I should have sound back sometime.


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who asked you?


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Rex aside, is one going on?


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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Nope...I'm too drunk.


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Rex aside, is one going on?



nope - could start one, but i don't see anyone on.

wakka wakka


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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It was a good chat then?


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I'll be back into chats by next weekend, once we've got the place completely set up...

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It was a good chat then?



burg's not on my list, so, no, by the time i rebooted the only ones on were elisa and i.

that's hell i already get in phone calls and IM.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I'll be back into chats by next weekend, once we've got the place completely set up...




Thanks for the warning.


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It was a good chat then?



burg's not on my list, so, no, by the time i rebooted the only ones on were elisa and i.

that's hell i already get in phone calls and IM.




You should be flattered. She wuvs you.


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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You should be flattered. She wuvs you.



if she wuvs me, she'd get in that skirt for me.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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You should be flattered. She wuvs you.



if she wuvs me, she'd get in that skirt for me.




Maybe she'll give you a private show at RKMBs-Fest. Maybe sooner. Take plenty of pics!


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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but you won't let me go to texas.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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but you won't let me go to texas.




For the greater good, I'll allow it. I'll be very sad that you're not in Toronto with me, but happy for you and Elisa. Yeah, that's it.


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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but you won't let me go to texas.




For the greater good, I'll allow it. I'll be very sad that you're not in Toronto with me, but happy for you and Elisa. Yeah, that's it.



but..but i was nice, i told you plenty of places to go and get your eat on, i helped you stay away from the hookers, i told you about the hidden swing you could of cuffed annie to. and if it weren't for me you'd be spending your birthday doing what? teasing rex about socks and his weak bladder?

and really, i don't wanna go to texas, all that saggy boob skin after i left.....


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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but you won't let me go to texas.




For the greater good, I'll allow it. I'll be very sad that you're not in Toronto with me, but happy for you and Elisa. Yeah, that's it.



but..but i was nice, i told you plenty of places to go and get your eat on, i helped you stay away from the hookers, i told you about the hidden swing you could of cuffed annie to. and if it weren't for me you'd be spending your birthday doing what? teasing rex about socks and his weak bladder?

and really, i don't wanna go to texas, all that saggy boob skin after i left.....




You were very nice. Very helpful. A wonderful guide in absentia. I value you as both friend and tour guide. If it weren't for you I might be hanging in Dragon*Con again instead of having the new experiences that Toronto offers. I'll miss you almost as much as I'll be enjoying myself. Jeez, Bunny, accept the compliment that I wanted you around.

Pookie.


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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You should be flattered. She wuvs you.



if she wuvs me, she'd get in that skirt for me.




Maybe she'll give you a private show at RKMBs-Fest. Maybe sooner. Take plenty of pics!




She didn't send you those pics? I figured sneaky would have gotten them.


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but you won't let me go to texas.




For the greater good, I'll allow it. I'll be very sad that you're not in Toronto with me, but happy for you and Elisa. Yeah, that's it.



but..but i was nice, i told you plenty of places to go and get your eat on, i helped you stay away from the hookers, i told you about the hidden swing you could of cuffed annie to. and if it weren't for me you'd be spending your birthday doing what? teasing rex about socks and his weak bladder?

and really, i don't wanna go to texas, all that saggy boob skin after i left.....




You were very nice. Very helpful. A wonderful guide in absentia. I value you as both friend and tour guide. If it weren't for you I might be hanging in Dragon*Con again instead of having the new experiences that Toronto offers. I'll miss you almost as much as I'll be enjoying myself. Jeez, Bunny, accept the compliment that I wanted you around.

Pookie.



accepting a compliment? me? but, how?


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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but you won't let me go to texas.




For the greater good, I'll allow it. I'll be very sad that you're not in Toronto with me, but happy for you and Elisa. Yeah, that's it.



but..but i was nice, i told you plenty of places to go and get your eat on, i helped you stay away from the hookers, i told you about the hidden swing you could of cuffed annie to. and if it weren't for me you'd be spending your birthday doing what? teasing rex about socks and his weak bladder?

and really, i don't wanna go to texas, all that saggy boob skin after i left.....




You were very nice. Very helpful. A wonderful guide in absentia. I value you as both friend and tour guide. If it weren't for you I might be hanging in Dragon*Con again instead of having the new experiences that Toronto offers. I'll miss you almost as much as I'll be enjoying myself. Jeez, Bunny, accept the compliment that I wanted you around.

Pookie.



accepting a compliment? me? but, how?




By sending along more pics!



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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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but you won't let me go to texas.




For the greater good, I'll allow it. I'll be very sad that you're not in Toronto with me, but happy for you and Elisa. Yeah, that's it.



but..but i was nice, i told you plenty of places to go and get your eat on, i helped you stay away from the hookers, i told you about the hidden swing you could of cuffed annie to. and if it weren't for me you'd be spending your birthday doing what? teasing rex about socks and his weak bladder?

and really, i don't wanna go to texas, all that saggy boob skin after i left.....




You were very nice. Very helpful. A wonderful guide in absentia. I value you as both friend and tour guide. If it weren't for you I might be hanging in Dragon*Con again instead of having the new experiences that Toronto offers. I'll miss you almost as much as I'll be enjoying myself. Jeez, Bunny, accept the compliment that I wanted you around.

Pookie.



accepting a compliment? me? but, how?




By sending along more pics!





(don't worry, pro's request is coming soon.)


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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i think klint died......


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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He just IMed me.


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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Are we having one of these tonight?


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yeah cause everyone made plans for that on labour day weekend


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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so that's why we haven't had a quality chat in awhile? i mean outside the fact that joe just up and left us, harley doesn't know how to use a mic and elisa's too busy blowing glacier?


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I thought the whole concept had up and died...


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