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sneaky bunny said:
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things learned in last nights chat:
- damn harley's had three weeks adn she still hasn't come around. proper action shall be taken.
I've been out the last few Saturdays... but I was drunk so I was there in spirit...fucked up my left knee though when I fell (alcohol and 4" heels do not mix), so mebbe it would've been safer for me if I had been home for chat. 
darling, this is why you haven't made it to the A list dance squad.
Hey, 4" heels and a coupla mojitos would give anyone two left feet... 
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don't hope to be a weeble either.
Weebles wobble but they don't fall down!
 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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