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The RDCW presents Prom Night, May 28th, 2006!
The RDCW World Heavyweight Champion MisterJLA will defend his title in a match yet to be revealed!
Inter-Cunt-Inental Champion Captain Sammitch will defend against the winner of the four way ladder match on Havoc!
Hardcore Porn Champion Captain Howdy will defend against two opponents to be revealed! We are told only that they are both former Hardcore Porn Champions themselves!
more to be announced!
I make stars, baby!
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Right here, right now, the Outcasts want to announce that we're challenging the Liberal Conspiracy to face us in a best-2-out-of-3 falls match at Prom Night!
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Memo: From the desk of thedoctor
RE: RDCW Prom Night
At this time, I would like to reveal that as the RDCW World Heavyweight Champion, or "the belle of the ball" (as he likes to be known in those special times with Captain Howdy), MisterJLA will be defending his title in the RDCW's first ever King of the Mook-tain match!
That's right, MisterJLA will be defending the title against not one, not two, not three, but four different challengers. The King of the Mook-tain match. Five competitors. One ladder. One penalty box. To qualify, you must first score a pinfall or submission victory over one of the other competitors. Then, you will be eligible to climb the ladder and attempt to hang the RDCW title on the hook hanging from the ceiling.
The competitor who successfully hangs the belt from the ceiling will not only be the King of the Mook-tain, but the RDCW World Heavyweight Champion! Competitors who are pinned or submit during the match, must spend a two minute period inside the penalty box at ringside. After the two minute period, they will be allowed back in the match, to attempt to become King of the Mook-tain!
And at least one of MisterJLA's opponents will be a former RDCW World Champion! If not more than one!
Now, as far as the Outcasts' challenge to the Liberal Conspiracy, I'm not going to allow this match to take place at Prom Night. Not because I don't think it will be a good match, but simply because I have other plans for Prom Night.
You see, there's another competitor who will be defending a title at Prom Night. And that competitor is Captain Howdy, the Hardcore Porn Champion! And he will be defending his title against both of the Outcasts in a handicap match!
Yes, I know what you, the loyal RDCW fans are thinking: How can we ever top these announcements? Rest assured, there is more to come, and we will top ourselves! But for now, enjoy!
thedoctor
General Manager of RDCW
The RDCW presents Prom Night, May 28th, 2006!
The RDCW World Heavyweight Champion MisterJLA will defend his title in the RDCW's first ever King of the Mook-tain Match!
Inter-Cunt-Inental Champion Captain Sammitch will defend against the winner of the four way ladder match on Havoc!
Hardcore Porn Champion Captain Howdy will defend against the Outcasts in a Hardcore Handicap Match!
more to be announced!
I make stars, baby!
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A hardcore title shot?Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet! 
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The RDCW presents Prom Night, May 28th, 2006!
The RDCW World Heavyweight Champion MisterJLA will defend his title in the RDCW's first ever King of the Mook-tain Match!
Inter-Cunt-Inental Champion Captain Sammitch will defend against Evil Wrestler Johnny!
Hardcore Porn Champion Captain Howdy will defend against the Outcasts in a Hardcore Handicap Match!
Women's Booby Champion Lor defends against Ramada!
more to be announced!
I make stars, baby!
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The RDCW presents Prom Night, May 28th, 2006!
The RDCW World Heavyweight Champion MisterJLA will defend his title in the RDCW's first ever King of the Mook-tain Match! The first two challengers revealed: Spandex Monkey Man and Chewy Walrus!
Inter-Cunt-Inental Champion Captain Sammitch will defend against Evil Wrestler Johnny!
Hardcore Porn Champion Captain Howdy will defend against the Outcasts in a Hardcore Handicap Match!
Women's Booby Champion Lor defends against Ramada!
more to be announced!
I make stars, baby!
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The RDCW presents Prom Night, May 28th, 2006!
The RDCW World Heavyweight Champion MisterJLA will defend his title in the RDCW's first ever King of the Mook-tain Match! The first three challengers revealed: Spandex Monkey Man, Chewy Walrus, and King Snarf!
Inter-Cunt-Inental Champion Captain Sammitch will defend against Evil Wrestler Johnny!
Hardcore Porn Champion Captain Howdy will defend against the Outcasts in a Hardcore Handicap Match!
Women's Booby Champion Lor defends against Ramada!
more to be announced!
I make stars, baby!
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That's right! Back, by popular demand (at least, that's how it was explaind to me), I, King Snarf will be in the King of the Mook-tain match! WOOOOOOOOOO!!! And I'm gonna be da winnah! Why, you ask? Duh! KING Snarf! Not Duke Snarf, Baron Snarf, Kaiser Snarf, but King MOTHERFUCKING SNARF! Eat it, bitch!
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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Yeah, but when Emperor Snarf shows up, who's in trouble then, huh?
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Silly NotWedge, there is no Emperor Snarf. And, if there is, he's gonna get sued for Gimmick infringement! Regardless, it's not called Emperor of the Mook-tain, Walrus of the Mook-tain, Monkey of the Mook-tain, or Mr. of the Mook-tain, but KING of the Mook-tain! And I'm the only King in the match! WOOOOOO!!!
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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Hello, I'm Emperor Snarf and me showing up right now is just a wild coincidence
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Don't worry King Snarf, ol' buddy. I'll show this dink the door.
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Oh yes I will! It's right behind you!
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Curse you Notwedge, you sexy, sexy interloper! You win...
...this time.
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Another triumph for the new regime!
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Oh, you silly NotWedge. Or should I say... JOHNNY EVIL?!?!?
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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You know, I get that all the time. It's really strange.
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To get in proper fighting trim, I hereby challenge Rob Kamphausen to a match on the next Havoc as my first match back! He ran away in the arcade forum, but he can't run here! Unless he's chicken! WOOOO!
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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Are, the Queen returneth!
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Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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The RDCW presents Prom Night, May 28th, 2006!
The RDCW World Heavyweight Champion MisterJLA will defend his title in the RDCW's first ever King of the Mook-tain Match! The first three challengers revealed: Spandex Monkey Man, Chewy Walrus, and King Snarf!
Inter-Cunt-Inental Champion Captain Sammitch will defend against Evil Wrestler Johnny!
Hardcore Porn Champion Captain Howdy will defend against the Outcasts in a Hardcore Handicap Match!
Women's Booby Champion Lor defends against Ramada!
Heavyweight Grudge Match!
Nowhereman vs. The Four's Doc. Mid-Nite!
more to be announced!
I make stars, baby!
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The RDCW presents Prom Night, May 28th, 2006!
The RDCW World Heavyweight Title
King of the Mook-tain Match!
MisterJLA (C) vs. King Snarf vs. Chewy Walrus vs. Spandex Monkey Man vs. ???
Inter-Cunt-Inental Title
Captain Sammitch (C) vs. Evil Wrestler Johnny!
Hardcore Porn Title
Hardcore Handicap Match!
Captain Howdy (C) vs. the Outcasts!
Women's Booby Title
Lor (C) vs. Ramada!
Heavyweight Grudge Match!
Nowhereman vs. The Four's Doc. Mid-Nite!
Four Man Gauntlet Match!
The winner will challenge for the Y Division title!
Big Pimp Tim vs. Killconey vs. Hiro vs. Amuck!
Y Division Title
Jeremy (C) vs. Winner of the Gauntlet Match!
I make stars, baby!
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The RDCW presents Prom Night, May 28th, 2006!
The RDCW World Heavyweight Title
King of the Mook-tain Match!
MisterJLA (C) vs. King Snarf vs. Chewy Walrus vs. Spandex Monkey Man vs. Drzsmith!
Inter-Cunt-Inental Title
Captain Sammitch (C) vs. Evil Wrestler Johnny!
Hardcore Porn Title
Hardcore Handicap Match!
Captain Howdy (C) vs. the Outcasts!
Women's Booby Title
Lor (C) vs. Ramada!
Heavyweight Grudge Match!
Nowhereman vs. The Four's Doc. Mid-Nite!
Four Man Gauntlet Match!
The winner will challenge for the Y Division title!
Big Pimp Tim vs. Killconey vs. Hiro vs. Amuck!
Y Division Title
Jeremy (C) vs. Winner of the Gauntlet Match!
I make stars, baby!
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