RKMBs Forums .::Important::. RDCW Tuesday Night Havoc

*The Otaku are in their dressing room.*

Ramada: THE PLAN IS ALREADY WORKING, EWJ!! WE ALREADY HAVE TWO TITLE SHOTS COMING UP!!

EWJ: Soon our limited knowledge of Japanese culture will lead us to victory in all divisions of RDCW. The next step will be taken by Hiro in his first Y Division match. I just hope he's ready, but I'm too much of a misunderstood loner to ask him.

*Hiro is about to reply, but Ramada speaks up first.*

Ramada: I'M SURE HI-KUN WILL BE READY!!

EWJ: Just in case, I'll be at ringside for his match. Ramada, you should stay back here to get ready for your match.

Ramada: I'LL BE SURE TO CONSERVE MY ENERGY!!

EWJ: Osaka!

*BFOE is eating some nachos and not paying attention.*

EWJ: OSAKA!

*BFOE looks up, but doesn't seem to quite get that EWJ is talking to him.*

EWJ: Remember, you're Big Fat OSAKA Elvis now.

BFOE: Oh, yeah. Sorry.

EWJ: I want you to stay with Ramada while we're gone, so make sure you have enough snacks before the match begins.

*BFOE seems confused by the concept of "enough" snacks.*

BFOE: Uh, OK.

EWJ: Then you'll be at ringside for her match. I'll be off brooding about how I ended up the way I am because people gave up on me. This will be another victorious night for the Otaku!

Ramada: HAAAAAAAAAIIIIILLLL EWJ!!

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*Rob pulls out his sppedo and squirts half the tube in with a look of relief on his face.*

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