As we come back from commercial, featuring a trailer for the almighty blockbuster 'Snakes on a Plane', we come back to see the ring has an mWo banner set up in the ring, with a pair of cheap plastic chairs set up underneath it. The mWo are already in the ring
SPAMM: You've seen Meeko's Mic Night! You've seen Louie's Lounge! And you really hated both of them! Well, now I've got just five simple words: WE'RE TAKING O-VER...INTERVIEW SEGMENTS!
The crowd pops, to the visible annoyance of the mWo
Monroe: The mWo will always want to be the bad guys!
Louie: And they'll always suck at it!
SPAMM: Our guest for tonight is a former Hardcore Porn Champion and a member of the IV, who may or may not be affiliated with horses! Ladies and Gentlemen, The Million Dollar Pitbull...CHARLENE!
'Money for Nothing' plays, and Charlie comes down to the ring, looking visibly pissed at SPAMM's botched introduction. He gets into the ring and grabs the mic
Charlie: First off, it's CHARLIE, you dumb nogoodnik. Second of all: What makes you think that you have the right to interview me, the future of wrestling, a future World Champ!
SPAMM: Big talk, huh? Well, junior, I already HELD the World Championship! AND I have a shot at it in the King of the Mooktain Match at Prom Night!
SPAMM smirks at Charlie, who scowls
SPAMM: Okay, time for the first question! And that is: How come you're not as talented as I am?
Charlie opens his mouth to respond (most likely with a witty comedown), but SPAMM cuts him off before I have to think of something
SPAMM: Next Question!: As a man who's received title bouts at four successive PPV's and lost every single one of them, how does it feel to be a big loser?
Charlie is now red with fury, but SPAMM carries on regardless
SPAMM: No answer, huh? I know, I can't figure it out either. Final question: Is it true that you are considering changing your entrance music to reflect your lifestyle and using 'Gay Bar' from now on?
Charlie snaps, and with a cry of rage leaps at SPAMM, who grabs Nova and throws him at Charlie. Charlie picks up the unfortunate Nova and hit him with The Five Points, but as ZOD then attacks him with the official mWo steel chair, and SPAMM follows up with a Super Monkeysault before grabbing Nov and quitting the ring.
