RKMBs Forums .::Important::. RDCW Tuesday Night Havoc

Tonight, big six man tag action as the Four take on the Monkey World Order!

The Outcasts face the Liberal Conspiracy

and we've got TWO big Y Division showcase matches!

thedoctor will announce another challenger for the King of the Mook-tain!

It's Tuesday!

It's Havoc!

Y Division Match single choice

Hiro (60%, 6 Votes)

Amuck (40%, 4 Votes)

Total Votes: 10 Voting on this poll ends: 2026-05-05 4:27 PM

Y Division Match single choice

Killconey (73%, 8 Votes)

Jeremy (27%, 3 Votes)

Total Votes: 11 Voting on this poll ends: 2026-05-05 4:27 PM

Tag Match single choice

Liberal Conspiracy (20%, 2 Votes)

Outcasts (80%, 8 Votes)

Total Votes: 10 Voting on this poll ends: 2026-05-05 4:27 PM

Hotties Match single choice

Syxxty-Nine (44%, 4 Votes)

Ramada (56%, 5 Votes)

Total Votes: 9 Voting on this poll ends: 2026-05-05 4:27 PM

6 Man Tag single choice

Monkey World Order (64%, 7 Votes)

Capt. Howdy / Doc. Mid-Nite / Charlie (36%, 4 Votes)

Total Votes: 11 Voting on this poll ends: 2026-05-05 4:27 PM

"Breaking the Law" erupts from the Cheesedome PA speakers as the Outcasts roll down to the ringside in their custom-made Hummer; the camera does a quick pan over to a group of fans at ringside wearing T-shirts that say "OUTCASTS RULE!" in blood-red letters.

LOUIE(off-camera): All right! The Reprobates are in the house!

MONROE(off-camera): So I've noticed...the reigning RDCW tag team champions actually seem to have gained a few fans in recent weeks. At Prom Night, they'll be facing Captain Howdy in a handicap match for the RDCW hardcore title-- and if that match is anything like what we saw last week against Howlerama, it'll be a night to remember!

Camera cuts to Chris as he starts to address the crowd.

CHRIS: Another week, another success for the Outcasts. Looks like Howlerama wasn't quite so tough as people made them out to be....(Off-camera shouts of "WHOOO!" and "Howlerama sucks!" from the Reprobates)...and you can rest assured that the same will turn out to be true of Captain Howdy when the greatest tag team RDCW destroys his ass at Prom Night!(Scattered cheers from fans a few rows behind the Reprobates) But in the meantime, let's talk about tonight-- in a few minutes, we're going to add the Liberal Conspiracy to our list of victims....

A loud chorus of boos from Liberal Conspiracy fans up in the loge seats.

CHRIS: Put a sock in it, you Michael Moore wannabes! I've said it before and I'll say it again: we don't play political favorites when we choose our targets. To us, Jim Jackson and Whomod are no different than G-man and WBAM-- they're just two more bugs who need to be squashed.(Passes mic to El Superbeasto)

SUPERBEASTO: Si, compadre! The Outcasts fear no one! Senor Jackson will know the true meaning of pain when I crush his worthless hippie Cabeza with my Chokeslam to Oblivion! And Senor Whomod, I would like very much to knock you flat with my Giant Headbutt! (Raises a fist in salute to the Reprobates as he hands Nuriko the mic)

NURIKO: Outcasts, banzai!!!(brandishes a katana blade with the words "The Liberal Conspiracy Is Dead" inscribed on one side)

Chris takes the mic back from Nuriko and holds a IV T-shirt up to the camera.

CHRIS: And by the way, before I go, here's what I think of Captain Howdy and the rest of his IV Stooges....

He tilts his head back and spits a huge wad of saliva on the T-shirt, then drops the shirt onto the canvas and wipes his feet on it.

SUPERBEASTO: Viva Los Outcasts! Muerte a los Quatros!

MONROE(off-camera): I don't believe it! Chris Oakley is mocking the IV!!

LOUIE(off-camera): Who cares, Monroe? They deserve it!

The camera follows the RDCW tag team champions as they climb back into their Hummer and return to the dressing room area.

*The Otaku are in their dressing room.*

Ramada: THE PLAN IS ALREADY WORKING, EWJ!! WE ALREADY HAVE TWO TITLE SHOTS COMING UP!!

EWJ: Soon our limited knowledge of Japanese culture will lead us to victory in all divisions of RDCW. The next step will be taken by Hiro in his first Y Division match. I just hope he's ready, but I'm too much of a misunderstood loner to ask him.

*Hiro is about to reply, but Ramada speaks up first.*

Ramada: I'M SURE HI-KUN WILL BE READY!!

EWJ: Just in case, I'll be at ringside for his match. Ramada, you should stay back here to get ready for your match.

Ramada: I'LL BE SURE TO CONSERVE MY ENERGY!!

EWJ: Osaka!

*BFOE is eating some nachos and not paying attention.*

EWJ: OSAKA!

*BFOE looks up, but doesn't seem to quite get that EWJ is talking to him.*

EWJ: Remember, you're Big Fat OSAKA Elvis now.

BFOE: Oh, yeah. Sorry.

EWJ: I want you to stay with Ramada while we're gone, so make sure you have enough snacks before the match begins.

*BFOE seems confused by the concept of "enough" snacks.*

BFOE: Uh, OK.

EWJ: Then you'll be at ringside for her match. I'll be off brooding about how I ended up the way I am because people gave up on me. This will be another victorious night for the Otaku!

Ramada: HAAAAAAAAAIIIIILLLL EWJ!!

*and we cut to a commercial for Rob Kamphausen brand genital itch cream. In the commercial, Rob is standing on a beach in a speedo.*

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*Rob pulls out his sppedo and squirts half the tube in with a look of relief on his face.*

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As we come back from commercial, featuring a trailer for the almighty blockbuster 'Snakes on a Plane', we come back to see the ring has an mWo banner set up in the ring, with a pair of cheap plastic chairs set up underneath it. The mWo are already in the ring

SPAMM: You've seen Meeko's Mic Night! You've seen Louie's Lounge! And you really hated both of them! Well, now I've got just five simple words: WE'RE TAKING O-VER...INTERVIEW SEGMENTS!

The crowd pops, to the visible annoyance of the mWo

Monroe: The mWo will always want to be the bad guys!

Louie: And they'll always suck at it!

SPAMM: Our guest for tonight is a former Hardcore Porn Champion and a member of the IV, who may or may not be affiliated with horses! Ladies and Gentlemen, The Million Dollar Pitbull...CHARLENE!

'Money for Nothing' plays, and Charlie comes down to the ring, looking visibly pissed at SPAMM's botched introduction. He gets into the ring and grabs the mic

Charlie: First off, it's CHARLIE, you dumb nogoodnik. Second of all: What makes you think that you have the right to interview me, the future of wrestling, a future World Champ!

SPAMM: Big talk, huh? Well, junior, I already HELD the World Championship! AND I have a shot at it in the King of the Mooktain Match at Prom Night!

SPAMM smirks at Charlie, who scowls

SPAMM: Okay, time for the first question! And that is: How come you're not as talented as I am?

Charlie opens his mouth to respond (most likely with a witty comedown), but SPAMM cuts him off before I have to think of something

SPAMM: Next Question!: As a man who's received title bouts at four successive PPV's and lost every single one of them, how does it feel to be a big loser?

Charlie is now red with fury, but SPAMM carries on regardless

SPAMM: No answer, huh? I know, I can't figure it out either. Final question: Is it true that you are considering changing your entrance music to reflect your lifestyle and using 'Gay Bar' from now on?

Charlie snaps, and with a cry of rage leaps at SPAMM, who grabs Nova and throws him at Charlie. Charlie picks up the unfortunate Nova and hit him with The Five Points, but as ZOD then attacks him with the official mWo steel chair, and SPAMM follows up with a Super Monkeysault before grabbing Nov and quitting the ring.

*Joey Biles is standing backstage with Amuck.

JB: I'm here with the reckless, unpredictable Amuck! Amuck, tonight you face Hiro in his debut match as you continue your quest for Y Division dominance! Do you have any plans for Hiro tonight?

*Joey holds the mic up for Amuck, who looks disdainfully at it, then back at Joey. He begins to push the mic away when a large shadow moves into frame. El Superbeasto steps into view.

ES: Amigo, we will handle puta Otakus tonight. Have no worry. Now join us for match strategy.

*Amuck looks up at Superbeasto and shakes his head "no."

ES: Amigo, you are starting to piss me off. Now join us!

Amuck stands up to Superbeasto, looking up at the Giant Luchadore as Biles looks on excitedly.

ES: You remember one thing, amigo. Los Outcasts are going to run over this promotion. If you will not stand with us, you will be another puta laying on the roadside.

*Superbeasto leaves as Amuck glares at him.

JB: Mike, Louie, back to you at ringside!

Rob's Damn Killer Instinct Rip-Off Theme Music booms throughout the Cheesedome unexpectedly.

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Bastardo: WHOA! Here comes the Champ!

Monroe: You know Louie, SOME people find this distracting...

Bastardo: What? Talking like this during promos?

Monroe: It's not what we say, it's how we say it.

Bastardo: Eh...

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MisterJLA emerges from the Cheesedome curtain, and is in his wrestling gear. His RDCW World Title is around his waist, but his waist is taped up! He also has on a black armband with "P.I." written on it. He stands on the Cheesedome ramp, and looks out at the crowd with a pissed off look on his face. Armed with a mic, he soon takes the ring. The music stops, and JLA again stares out in the crowd, who are all booing loudly.

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JLA: The obsession continues!

<Long dramatic pause, as he waits for the crowd to boo some more...>

JLA: Boo me all you want, but show some respect for our fallen comrade: PIGERS!

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JLA points to his armband, and the crowd becomes silent.

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JLA: That's right. I'm still milking Pig Iron's death to make sure I have a title run....ERRRRRRRRRR I'm still honoring Pig Iron's death and giving him the tribute he deserves! And you can too! Remember, just go to www.RDCWshopzone.com to purchase all of your Pig Iron memorial merchandise! Just this week, we added a "Pig Iron WAS my Papi" shirt for only 39.99!

Bastardo: Whoa! What a steal! Did you jot down that Internet address Monroe?

Monroe:

<JLA points toward the sky, and mouths "This is for you, Pigs!">

JLA: Now then, onto other business. As we all know, this is a new era in the RDCW. This is the reign of JLA! No longer will the cheap asses at home see World Title matches for free! To see my belt defended, they will have to pay money for EPIC PPV's, each of which will be the greatest PPV in this history of mankind!

At our last PPV, "Rehash", my Final Justice proved to be too much for Nowhereman.

<mumbles> Thank goodness the ref was distracted</mumbles>

Now I thought I had a deal with RDCW Commissioner theproctor! I thought that anyone who faced me at our PPV's would have to prove themselves to be worthy, just as Nowhereman did, but theproctor deceived me!

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The crowd goes wild!

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JLA: I've been set-up! theproctor threw me into a tag match that I wasn't prepared for! And the result was...

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JLA pauses, and looks like he's ready to cry...

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JLA: Chewy Walrus pinned me in the middle of the ring!

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The crowd cheers!

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JLA: Shut it! That's nothing to be applauded! Chewy used what should be an illegal move, the "Walrus Task Slam"!

Monroe: What??? There's nothing wrong with that move! Why should it be illegal?

JLA: Why is my finisher, "Final Justice" illegal? Why does Chewy get to do whatever he pleases, when I have to...be selective when I use my best move?

Monroe: Because it's a kick to the nuts, dummy!

Bastardo: Well, if you want to be technical about it...

JLA: I'm putting a stop to this favoritism right now! I'm starting a "Petition to ban the "Walrus Task Slam" here tonight on HAVOK! I already know of IV others who will sign it, and then there's always Jeeves, too! Next week on HAVOK, I will present my petition to theproctor, and he will have no choice but to listen to reason!

Bastardo: Sign me up too, champ!

JLA: So having Chewy injure me prior to our next PPV, was only one part in theproctor's plan to destroy me!

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JLA points to his taped up midsection, and frowns...

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JLA: That was just a prelude to his ultimate betrayal: Signing me to a King of the Mook-tain match at Prom Night!

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Crowd cheers again

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JLA: I only know the names of two of my opponents, and neither have proven themselves to be worthy of a title shot! First, there's SPAMM!

A forgettable, gimmick character if there ever was one! He may have been a World Champ before, but his reign didn't even last a week, making him a "weak" champion!

Bastardo:

Monroe:

JLA: Then, there's the aforementioned Chewy! A blatant cheater! How shameful! He got lucky in the tag match and pinned me, so that makes him worthy of a title match?

Monroe: Basically!

JLA: AND, there's two more people I have to face? This is bull! Nobody ran this by me! I'm the King of the RDCW! And this is the proof!

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JLA points to his belt...

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JLA: And despite this conspiracy, after "Prom Night", I will be King of the Mook-tain!

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JLA slams the mic down to the mat, and winces as his aggravated his injury. He storms off to the backstage area...

Y Division
Amuck vs. Hiro

Fans were expecting an exciting continuation of the rivalry that began between these two in Japan, where they were both students of the legendary Great Poobah. They did, for a little while but Hiro won thanks to interference from the Otaku. Amuck hit a triple jump moonsault on Hiro and then climbed back up to the top rope in an attempt to end the match. Ramada came out of the crowd in disguise and distracted the ref as EWJ pushed Amuck from the top turnbuckle, setting him up for Hiro's Deathscythe. Big Fat Osaka Elvis was seen buying a hot pretzel from a vendor during the attack.

The Otaku members left the ring celebrating, while Amuck attempted to recover in the ring. "Breakin the Law" then played over the Cheesedome speakers as the Outcasts made their way down to ringside! Oakley, Superbeasto, and Nuriko stepped into the ring and began berating Amuck.

Oakley: "This wouldn't have happened if you'd had us watching your back! Now for the last time, you're either with us or against us!"

Amuck leapt on Oakley and began punching away at him, but Superbeasto pulled him off and flung him into the turnbuckles! Amuck staggered out and Superbeasto caught him with a Chokeslam to Oblivion, as the Outcasts then set him up for the Journey into Exile! The Outcasts left the ring as Amuck lay motionless.

Monroe: My Gob! They've just destroyed Amuck!

Bastardo: He brought it on himself, Monroe!


Y Division
Jeremy vs. Killconey (non-title)

Killconey upended the new Y Division Champion in this non title match when he reversed a Spoiler attempt by Jeremy and hit a Xenocide to get a surprising pinfall victory! Jeremy then challenged KC to a rematch next week on Havoc, claiming KC could not beat him within ten minutes! KC agreed to the stipulations, but as the agreement was reached, Big Pimp Tim appeared on the Cheese-O-Tron, declaring the Y Division and everyone in it were punk asses, and that he would make his presence felt in the division next week!

Tag Match
Outcasts vs. Liberal Conspiracy

The Outcasts hit the ring and jumped their opponents before the bell, pounding them across the ring! Oakley hit a Red Alert on JJ, while Superbeasto caught Whomod with a Chokeslam to Oblivion. They then hit Jackson with an Odd Man Out, and hit Whomod with a Journey into Exile! The Outcasts then pinned both of their opponents at the same time to end the match at a quick 1 min, 45 seconds!

Monroe: The Outcasts are on the warpath tonight!

Hotties Match
Ramada vs. Syxxty-Nine

Ramada won this one without any interference. At least not any that was on purpose. Syxxty-Nine climbed out of the ring to recover from a devastating Kagome Special but as she did so, she slipped in some cheese sauce accidentally spilled by Big Fat Osaka Elvis. Ramada then climbed out of the ring, threw Syxxty-Nine back in and finished her off with the T-Kyo.

6 Man Tag
The Four (Howdy, Mid-Nite, Charlie) vs. Monkey World Order (Spamm, Chevy Nova, Zod)

Havoc returned from break with the MWO already in the ring, going through their usual shenanigans as Duane Eddy's "Trembler" cued up and three of the Four began to make their way to the ring!

Doc. Mid-Nite and Charlie were about to enter the ring when Spamm and Nova hit them both with planchas, taking them to the floor!

Captain Howdy nailed Zod with the Hardcore Porn belt, but was jumped from behind by the Outcasts! The Outcasts hit Howdy with an Odd Man Out on the arena floor, taking him out of the match! They then grabbed the Hardcore Porn title and took off with it!

Back in the ring, the MWO used comedic tactics and double teams to further frustrate Charlie and Mid-Nite! Mid-Nite went for a Blackout Bomb, but Spamm reversed into a Monkey T, and Zod caught Charlie with a ddt on the ring apron, while Nova handed off Mr. Sledge Hammer to Spamm, who nailed both members of the Four with it, then getting the pinfall and the victory!

As the MWO celebrated, MisterJLA stormed the ring, nailing the MWO members with a steel chair and hitting them with "Final Justice" kicks! MisterJLA took the mic and called out thedoctor, demanding to know his next opponent for the King of the Mook-tain match!

"War Pigs" began to play as thedoctor made his way out onto the rampway, mic in hand.

"Welly welly well. . .MisterJLA. . .so you want to know who your next opponent is, do you?"

"Yeah!"

"Well, let me just see here, then. . .I know I've got it here somewhere. . ."

"Yeah?"

"You betcha! Your third opponent in the King of the Mook-tain match. . .is another former RDCW World Heavyweight Champion! He is also a former RDCW World Tag Team Champion!"

"Yeah?"

"And how! In fact, you've faced him before, but only in tag matches!"

"Get on with it, already!"

"He considers himself quite the ladies man!"

"I'm getting bored here, Doc."

"He is. . .MAKING HIS RETURN TO THE RDCW AT PROM NIGHT, THE PHAROAH OF FUNK AND THE SOVEVERIEGN RULER OF GROOVE, KING SNARF!!!!!!!!!"

Everclear's "When It All Goes Wrong Again" starts to play along with King Snarf's entrance video as MisterJLA's jaw drops in the ring! The crowd goes wild as Havoc goes off the air.