6 Man Tag
The Four (Howdy, Mid-Nite, Charlie) vs. Monkey World Order (Spamm, Chevy Nova, Zod)
Havoc returned from break with the MWO already in the ring, going through their usual shenanigans as Duane Eddy's "Trembler" cued up and three of the Four began to make their way to the ring!
Doc. Mid-Nite and Charlie were about to enter the ring when Spamm and Nova hit them both with planchas, taking them to the floor!
Captain Howdy nailed Zod with the Hardcore Porn belt, but was jumped from behind by the Outcasts! The Outcasts hit Howdy with an Odd Man Out on the arena floor, taking him out of the match! They then grabbed the Hardcore Porn title and took off with it!
Back in the ring, the MWO used comedic tactics and double teams to further frustrate Charlie and Mid-Nite! Mid-Nite went for a Blackout Bomb, but Spamm reversed into a Monkey T, and Zod caught Charlie with a ddt on the ring apron, while Nova handed off Mr. Sledge Hammer to Spamm, who nailed both members of the Four with it, then getting the pinfall and the victory!
As the MWO celebrated, MisterJLA stormed the ring, nailing the MWO members with a steel chair and hitting them with "Final Justice" kicks! MisterJLA took the mic and called out thedoctor, demanding to know his next opponent for the King of the Mook-tain match!
"War Pigs" began to play as thedoctor made his way out onto the rampway, mic in hand.
"Welly welly well. . .MisterJLA. . .so you want to know who your next opponent is, do you?"
"Yeah!"
"Well, let me just see here, then. . .I know I've got it here somewhere. . ."
"Yeah?"
"You betcha! Your third opponent in the King of the Mook-tain match. . .is another former RDCW World Heavyweight Champion! He is also a former RDCW World Tag Team Champion!"
"Yeah?"
"And how! In fact, you've faced him before, but only in tag matches!"
"Get on with it, already!"
"He considers himself quite the ladies man!"
"I'm getting bored here, Doc."
"He is. . .MAKING HIS RETURN TO THE RDCW AT PROM NIGHT, THE PHAROAH OF FUNK AND THE SOVEVERIEGN RULER OF GROOVE, KING SNARF!!!!!!!!!"
Everclear's "When It All Goes Wrong Again" starts to play along with King Snarf's entrance video as MisterJLA's jaw drops in the ring! The crowd goes wild as Havoc goes off the air.
