quote:Originally posted by dun_like_dinner: Does shaving one's pubic hair eliminate crab infestation??
Never having suffered from this, I am sympathetic because I've known 2 or 3 otherwise hygenic people who have been stuck with a case of the genital hair lice as a result of sleeping bags, toilet seats, and fucking dirty men in drunken one-night stands (I remember a punk guy at university who had them in his eyelashes, filthy bastard). You need some sort of special shampoo, as well as shaving down, and you need to wash your sheets in ammonia (something like that - chlorine?).
Still, I'm sure its a good excuse for some deforestation action on your girlfriend: "Honey, I've got crabs, so we'll need to give you a Brazilian wax."
