I was just sitting here, staring out my window daydreaming about being with someone, when all of a sudden a really disgusting looking bug crawls through my line of sight. Upon further investigation, it seems this bug is somehow caught between the inside of the screen and my currently closed window.

I'm not sure if this particular bug is of the flying variety, so I don't really want to open the window to kill it. So, now we are left in this standoff. I'll consider it a win if the bug finds his way back out through whatever means he got in there or if he dies. The bug can only be victorious if he lasts so long that I forget he's there and open the window....Bring it on bug!