Whatever is this strange stuff I find on the bottom of my feet?
Socks?
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If we evolved from apes, how come there are still monkeys?
Silly monkey. Monkeys evolved from apes too.
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Did you know the Deathstar is currently residing in our solar system?
Yes, and there are Klingons around Uranus.
quote: Where is the Lindenburgh baby? (spelling. I know.)
You spelled it incorrectly?
quote: Did I remember to take my pills yesterday?
If you don't remember, Ronald, then you didn't take them.
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Is it time for work?
What is "time"? If time is merely a human construction to assist in the repression fo the workers by the bourgeious upper classes, then it is never time for work.
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Is it possible to compare apples to oranges?
Yes: "This apples is much sexier than that orange."
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Is there such a thing as centrifical force?
Yes, but there is no such thing as centrifugal force.
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Will you clean my room? [quote]
Yes, but you'll have to send me the air ticket.
[quote] How many universes are there?
None.
quote: Was Descartes right or full of shit?
I think he was right. Consciousness is dependent upon sentience.
quote: How come reality TV shows always seem so fake?
Because everyone is conscious that they are on TV, unlike other TV shows where the actors are trained to ignore the actors.
