quote:Originally posted by Lothar of The Hill People: Dave,do you wish you would have been a porn star instead of a lawyer?
I don't think I would have been a very good porn star. Having a crew of 20 including lights and cameras would have thrown me off my game. Besides, don't porn stars bleach their buttholes so they're more aesthetically appealing to the camera? No one is going anywhere near my butthole with bleach.