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Originally posted by Neilencio:
Hey Dave,

I'm thinking of starting a new career as a lawyer, but not just a lawyer - I'm thinking of starting a boyband consisting mostly of lawyers. Are you willing to join my band? and...can you rap?

Say yo to all the homies in the house
Pussy is trying to eat my giant trouser mouse
You go say I'm a mad litigator
But my speciality is that I'm a clitigator
All rise for the judge but if she is stacked
Robes so fully firm, so fully packed
Then the trouser mouse is also gonna rise to the occasion
That's the props about civil litigation.


Another victory for white rap.