*"Last Dinosaur" plays as the Otaku make their way to the ring. Ramada runs around excitedly as Hiro walks slowly and smiles enigmatically. Big Fat Osaka Elvis is eating a funnel cake. Evil Wrestler Johnny does his best to look surley. Ramada has the mic as they enter the ring and she raises her arm in salute.*
Ramada: HAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIILLL EWJ!!
*She hands the mic to EWJ.*
EWJ: You'd probably think we'd be satisfied with two title matches at Prom Night. Well, we're not. The Otaku deserve more! We are using our limited knowledge of Japanes culture to dominate all levels and all divisions of RDCW and that includes the Y division. Now, I believe that Hiro has something he'd like to say...
*Hiro reaches for the mic, but FWJ doesn't hand it over.*
EWJ: Unfortunately, he's far too mysterious to do so, so i'll have to speak for him. You see, it's kind of obvious how things are going to play out in the Y division at Prom Night. Killconey is going to get a shot at Jeremy's title. Now, I'm not going to say he doesn't deserve it, but the fact of the matter is that the Otaku's own Hiro won a much tougher match last week against a much tougher opponent who just happens to not be the current champion. I'm sure you all can tell that a Y division title run is inevitable for Hiro, but we're inpatient. We want it to start right away and we want it to start at Prom Night! Now, we don't have any matches tonight, but we'll be around for our answer. Oh, and we'll have our cell phones if you can't find us. Wait, you may not know our numbers. Hmm, well check the snack stands if we aren't in our locker room. Look, we'll just make sure someone is always in the locker room. Uhm, that's all.
Ramada: HAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIILLL EWJ!!
*"Last Dinosaur" starts to play again and we cut to commercial. In the commercial, Llance is laying on a bearskin rug in front of a fire.*
Llance: You know, when I get that itch, there's nothing like rubbing Rob's cream all over my genitals.
*He pulls out a tube of Rob Kamphausen Brand Genital Itch cream.*
Llance: It now comes in three varieties; Extra Strength, Banana Flavored and Spicey Original. Be sure to try all of them. But not at the same time. For the love of Krishna, not all at once.
Announcer: Eating Rob's cream is not reccomended.
