"When It All Goes Wrong Again" hits as King Snarf makes his way to ring!
Hello, peoples, it's great to be back! Tonight, I could talk about my big PPV return in the King of the Mooktain match! I could talk about my match tonight with Kamphausen, and how I ultimately hold him responsible for my disgraceful release from RDCW. But instead, I'm forging new ground in avant-garde wrestling promos, for tonight, I will be playing the spoons!
With that, King Snarf pulls out 2 spoons in his right hand and starts hamboning a jaunty little rhythm. After about five minutes, he stops, waves to audience, and leaves.
Louie Bastardo: What the hell was that?
The Mouth: Uh... I think that's the end of the segment. Why don't we go to commercial?
