Brother vs. Brother
Bibbo vs. I-Man
This match was signed due to a backstage incident when I-Man opened one of Bibbo's new G1 Transformers by mistake. Bibbo flipped out and a brawl ensued as the brothers needed to be separated!
So the match was made! Bibbo came out roaring as the former Hardcore Porn Champ tore into his brother with reckless abandon! "That's for damaging my mint in box Starscream!"
I-Man rebounded using his heavy impact power moves! "Toys are meant to be played with!" Ultimately, however, Bibbo won the match with his feared Ace O Clubs maneuver, and I-Man agreed to replace the damaged toy. But following the bout, the brothers were attacked by two huge masked men wearing costumes emblazoned with the DC logo! A third man, smaller and wearing a bad suit, cheered them on from the ringside area!
Monroe: Who are these guys? And why do they have the DC logo on their outfits?
Bastardo: They must be the DCWEBMASTRS! Two of JLA's opponents later tonight!
The DCWEBMASTRS laid out Bibbo and I-Man in mid ring as their manager, Irwin Shwab, joined them in the ring and promised that JLA would get more of the same later tonight!
Snarf's Challenge
King Snarf vs. Rob Kamphausen
King Snarf made his return to the ring in this "warmup" bout for the King of the Mook-tain match at Prom Night! Snarf demanded that his opponent, Rob himself, come down to the ring to get what was coming to him! Snarf waited for several moments until "Real American" began to play and the curtains parted to reveal. . .a midget dressed up as Rob!
Snarf fell on his back laughing as the fans booed heavily! Lothar ordered the bell rung, and the match began as Snarf immediately trapped Mini Rob in a headlock and began playing the spoons on his head! Taunting the much smaller wrestler. Lothar ordered Snarf to stop, but Snarf ignored him. After several repeated warnings, Lothar tried to physically remove Snarf, but Snarf trapped Lothar in a headlock and clamped down on him! Lothar ordered the bell to be rung again, signaling a disqualification as several other officials attempted to get Snarf to release the hold!
Snarf was taken to the back by security, as ringside physician, Dr. Eelco F. Wijdicks and medical personnel attended to the fallen Lothar.
Monroe: Lothar's been injured by the headlock! Who will referee our main event now?
Bastardo: That's what he gets for getting in Snarf's way! That headlock is one of the most dangerous moves in the history of wrestling!
