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Bastardo: ...and it's time for the Main Event! MisterJLA vs. not one, not two, not even three, but four competitors!

Monroe: Who are these guys anyway?

Bastardo: Four of the greatest wrestlers to ever compete in the defunct DCMB league!

Monroe: And you know this how?

Bastardo: JLA told me all about it! We already saw the mighty duo of the DCWEBMASTRS, I and II! Plus their manager, IRWINSHWAB!

Monroe: THERE'S NO NEED TO YELL!

Bastardo: Sorry, but the three of them spell their names in all CAPITAL LETTERS!

Monroe: Ah.

Bastardo: Then there's Dumas! Another old school DCMB vet! JLA will fight them all tonight!

Monroe: Nice set-up! JLA is backstage with Fat Retard right now!



Camera cuts to Fat Retard and MisterJLA.

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Fat Retard: BY GOD! You're fighting four men tonight! Government mule!

JLA: That's right, 'tard. First up is DCWEBMASTR I. I have five minutes to defeat him. If he can last for five minutes, and he won't, he gets a guaranteed title shot at the next HAVOK! And so will the others! He doesn't even have to defeat me! Just last five minutes.

But, if...when I defeat him, it will be DCWEBMASTR II's shot! Same as before, if he can last for five minutes, he gets a title shot! This continues until SHWAB and Dumas are vanquished!

Fat Retard: Mastodon! Why are you doing this, drop toe hold?

JLA: It's a warm-up for Prom Night, which will be the greatest Prom Night PPV EVAR! I have to go it alone against four others who will continue their obsession with me and my belt, so tonight I'm using HAVOK to get me ready for my PPV title defense!

Fat Retard: IT'S STONE COLD! IT'S STONE COLD! IT'S STONE COLD! Who are these guys you're stomping a mudhole in on HAVOK, and what are your thoughts about your opponents at Prom Night?

JLA: I guess you weren't listening to Louie. DCWEBMASTR I and II were one of the most feared tag teams that the DCMB's ever saw, and IRWINSHWAB guided them to greatness as their manager. Dumas was just a persistent wrestler.

These guys were some of the best that the DCMB League had to offer, and tonight's their chance to show the RDCW what they were all about!

I already gave my comments about Chewy and SPAMM last week. Chewy doesn't deserve a shot at Prom Night in the King of the Mook-tain match, just because he...pinned me in a meaningless tag match by using what should be an illegal move...

Fat Retard: THE WALRUS TUSK SLAM! THE WALRUS TUSK SLAM! THE WALRUS TUSK SLAM!

JLA: That's the one. I started a petition to ban that FUCKING move, and it will be ready in time for the PPV! Chewy will be fighting an uphill battle at Prom Night!

SPAMM was a transitional champion who history will forget! His one-week title reign shouldn't have gotten him into next week's Main Event, but theproctor hates my guts, and thinks that SPAMM can take me down! He's wrong!

But the final insult was last week! theproctor brought back King Snarf! The same Snarf who turned his back on the RDCW, and who left the league forever (not really)! A man who thumbed his nose at everyone here! A man who broke kay-

Fat Retard: <coughs loudly>

JLA: Uh...right. But the return of King Snarf is too much! AND, I still don't know who the fourth challenger is going to be!

Fat Retard: Nice subject-verb agreement in that sentence!

JLA: Thanks! Huh?





JLA's music hits...

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Fat Retard: DCWEBMASTR I is already in the ring!

JLA: I'm off to kick his punk ass!



RDCW World Champion MisterJLA vs. DCWEBMASTR I, first round of the first EVAR World Title Exhibition Gauntlet Match

Recap: JLA took his first opponent apart in impressive fashion! He ended the match with a slingshot suplex at 3:32 into the first round!

RDCW World Champion MisterJLA vs. DCWEBMASTR II, second round of the first EVAR World Title Exhibition Gauntlet Match

JLA kept his momentum going! JLA caught WEBMASTR II as he tried to enter the ring, and stomped him like a government mule! WEBMASTR II never had a chance to recover, and was pinned at 2:32 into the match, with a gourd buster!


Third round:

A pissed off IRWINSHWAB hit the ring after waiting in the locker room area for the first two rounds to end, but he fared no better than his tag team! At (you guessed it) 1:32 into round three, JLA knocked SHWAB out with an Iron Claw!

Fourth Round

JLA used a drop toe hold against Dumas, and immediately locked him in a figure four leglock!

at 32 seconds into round 4, Dumas tapped like a little bitch!

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Bastardo: W H O A ! JLA crushed them!

Monroe: Says a lot about the old DCMB League.

Bastardo: No! It says a lot about JLA! In this match, the longer it went, the better he got! He's going to be the King of the Mook-tain, bank on it!




Fin.