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The Robolution Will Be Televised


You will stay home, brother.
You will sit down on your fat ass
and shut your bitch mouth.
You will order someone to get you a soda
along with some kind of Mexican or Italian cuisine
because the robolution will be televised.

The robolution will be televised.
The robolution will be brought to you by the word: CUNT!
The robolution will show you pictures of Chris Oakley
blowing Penwing’s bugle, while taking a combined cock charge
from Wonder Boy and Wannabuyamonkey.
The robolution will be televised.

The robolution will be brought to you by
PJP’s Times Square hotdog cart
& MisterJLA’s used thong emporium.
The robolution will give you mouth sex.
The robolution will also give you AIDS.
The robolution will make you five times
less attractive to the opposite sex
and everyone will know
because the robolution will be televised, Brother.

There will be pictures of Captain Sammitch and The G-Man
dressed in Nazi uniforms
anally-raping sheep foetuses
in a vetnary surgery
managed by Al Gore.
Nowhereman will not be able to guess
the weight of Llance
but he will say the word: Fuck
live on air
because the robolution will be televised.

There will be no repeat posts
There will be no repeat posts
There will be no pictures of whomod being
run out of Harlem by Wednesday and TK-069
There will be no slow motion or still life of BSAMS
strolling through Watts in the pink leotard and leg warmers
he has been wearing
ever since he saw the movie Flashdance in 1983.

The Deep Thoughts forum will cease to be relevant.
Sneaky Bunny will not care how many yards of dick
Pariah finally gets down
because the robolution will be televised.

There will be pictures of princess elisa
shaving her abundant facial hair.
The theme song will be written by Mxy
and sung in high castrato by Rex
The robolution will be televised.

The robolution will be right back after this message
concerning Rob’s ingrained gayness.
Among the things you will have to worry about
are a strange dick in your mouth
a sock puppet lodged in your colon
and the giant pair of severed man-breasts in your toilet bowl.

The robolution will probably go better with rohypnol.
The robolution actively promotes the germs that cause herpes.
The robolution will make it painful for you to sit down.

The robolution will be televised, will be televised,
will be televised, will be televised
The robolution will repeat the same jokes
over and over again
Until you leave the boards forever.

Last edited by The Kamphausenettes; 2006-05-24 5:53 PM.

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I think the boards now have an anthem.


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It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

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Edited by The Kamphausenettes (Wed May 24 2006 02:53 PM)






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your backup singers came from the Llance academy

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