Inter-Cunt-Inental Title
Captain Sammitch (C) vs. Evil Wrestler Johnny
EWJ tried several dirty tricks during the course of this match, but Sammitch stifled him every time out with clean wrestling. Johnny tried for a CTG, but Sammitch reversed into a series of Sammitch Suplexes!
Sammitch went for a Dagwood Special, as the Otaku rushed down to ringside! The Otaku attempted to interfere in the match, but were held off by the SDC as Chewy, Killconey, and Marlene fought BFOE, Hiro, and Ramada back to the locker rooms!
EWJ tried to take advantage of the confusion to deliver his patented Hisaru Hoten Sha, but again Sammitch escaped before delivering the Giant Sub and getting the win!
Women's Booby Title
Lor (C) vs. Ramada
This was a very close match between these two that got the fans riled up! Ramada caught the She-Wolf early on with a Jiggle Counter!
Bastardo: Can we get a replay on that?
Monroe: No.
Bastardo:
But the Real Harlequin rebounded and set her foe up for the Laust Laugh as BFOE attempted to climb up on the ring apron. Slipping off and falling on the floor, and attempting to climb up again, only to slip and fall again, BFOE's antics distracted the audience and the ref as EWJ ran into the ring and hit a quick DC2K on Lor!
Monroe: That's evil!
Bastardo: No, that's Evil Wrestler Johnny!
Ramada followed up with a T Kyo, for the pin!
After the bout, Lor vowed revenge on the Otaku!
